I have a question for you.

[LeftyFingerPop]

Are you a pimple on the flying ass of progress?

[Tobin S.]

1. I've never heard those words in that particular combination before

I'm more like an 18 wheeler doing five under in the left lane.

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. I was at a truckstop today...

Those are big ass trucks. I don't know how you guys do it.

I get nervous in traffic in my little SUV.

[Tobin S.]

11. The hardest part this time of year is negotiating traffic

Some people will help you out when you need to change lanes or make a wide turn or get on the highway. Some don't. The size of the vehicle doesn't really come into play once you are out of the cities and on the open interstate. The next challenge is getting into and out of delivery stops. You have to watch for no truck routes, low bridges, unsympathetic four wheelers, and pedestrians. It takes skill and patience to do it safely- something that not all drivers possess, unfortunately. So try to watch out for us and we'll watch out for you, most of the time. :)

[Ptah]

2. I have a question for you.

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. I will be happy to answer...

wait...phone....brb

[S n o w b a l l]

4. I've been meaning to ask you this question forever, Ptah...

Are you....oh, crap, brb, phone's ringing.

[Ptah]

8. There were five of us.

[S n o w b a l l]

10. That's exactly what I was going to ask!

Such happy children and family pics...I had one of those too. We're very lucky. :)

:hug:

[HopeHoops]

5. FUCK YOU!

I'm a pimple on my OWN ass, thank you very much. Flying ass of progress has to wait in line!

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. Pimples Rule!

[HopeHoops]

9. The Zits That Conquered The Earth!

Couldn't be worse than any of the OTHER B movies - like the ones Reagan was in.

[merh]

12. "I'm an acne pimple, as lonely as can be . . .

Don't cry, pimple, I'll keep ya company. Hey, fellow pimples, would three be a crowd ? All together pimples, sing real loud : Nah, Nah, NAh..."

The lyrics to a Clearisil commercial from the 60s.

[LeftyFingerPop]

13. I actually remember some of those old Clearisil commercials...

:hi: :hug: