The Naughty Aunt of all CAPTIONS!!!! (and in front of her cats!)

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Geez. A whole continent and nothing to do. Why couldn't I bring Barney, I'd
like to know! And all the ball games are, like, in the middle of the night, and no one will even tape
them for me. Shit, when I asked the guy that sweeps up, he just laughed and said, 'Hell, I got better
things to do, numbnuts, than worry about if you're occupied.' Geez, there's never nothing ever to
do. I'm tired of all my video games and if I read one more word, my eyes will probably fall out.
And I wish I didn't have to dress up all the time. And Laura's getting to be a real drag, pointing
and pushing like I ain't got a mind of my own. Damn. Jet lag just makes me want to bite
someone. Awwhg . . . I'm B-O-R-E-D!"

[smiths_fan_21384]

1. W. is "reckonin":

"Well, shit, I can't make heads or tails of this place. This morning Karl told me we were going to South Africa and I kept on asking which country. He kept on sayin' South Africa, but I remember my geo-graphic class in kindergarten, and I recall that South Africa wasn't one big country but a bunch of lil' ones. How could one whole country occupy the whole of South Africa? It's like a ba-gillion miles big. Now I got to go meet with the Primo Ministero or President or medicine man or whoever them black folk elected their chief and I don't even know where the hell I am!"

[underpants]

2. Yeas dear it is safe, now the sun won't be out for several hours

:bounce::scared:

[skip fox]

3. W. is "thinking": "So what's Africa got that Crawford's missing?

Africa ain't got BBQ, or baseball, or horseshoes, and their
t.v.'s in a foreign language. How can they even pretend to
understand it, much less what's going on. And they don't
have Republicans to carry on a family tradition. Just what
DO they have?, I'd like to know. Geez."

[skip fox]

4. Daylight bards of captions now depart

Leaving treasures of their chosen art
Strewn cross the path of those who follow
That they might caption, thus, until sweet marrow.

:kick:

[myomy]

5. Damn, it’s dark and I haven’t even had a drink yet.

.

[I AM SPARTACUS]

6. "...jeez, Busch Gardens in Tampa had more monkeys and elephants..."

than I've seen since I got here, what? two days ago...???


Also known as "The Dark Continent," the theme park is divided into nine different areas fashioned after locations in Africa. Morocco, at the park entrance, features shops, eateries and three theaters presenting great live shows. The Great Ape Domain, a three-acre habitat of Lowland Gorillas and chimpanzees, can be found in Nairobi. The largest collection of the park's animals can be found on the Serengeti Plain, where over 800 animals roam in a natural habitat setting.

[cosmicdot]

7. W is thinking: I can't wait to call GE...they could make a killing here...

with light bulbs ... hey, who you looking at ...