Is it wrong to serve monkey?

[Xipe Totec]

with rosé?

[baldguy]

1. What part of the monkey?

What kind of rosé?

[Xipe Totec]

8. Brains

Mateus

[baldguy]

10. No, no. Sauvignon Blanc.

[Xipe Totec]

12. Merde!

No! Now get back to your trench before I decorate that wall an interesting new colour called "Hint of Brain"!

- Lord Flashheart

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

2. Would you serve your cousin in a white wine sauce? That is the question.

[Xipe Totec]

4. Which cousin?

I have 64 to pick from.

And that's just first cousins.

Some are Rhine wine only, others burgundy. Some are strong ale, and others straight vodka.

But rosé?...

I don't know...

I don't think I hate any of my cousins that much...

[Iggo]

3. IT'S A COOK BOOK!!!!

To Serve Monkey.

[Xipe Totec]

7. LOL!

Now you're getting it!

:rofl:

[old mark]

5. Well, I'll bet

the fucking monkeys don't like it much.....


mark

[Xipe Totec]

6. I guess nobody else remembers that SNL skit?

I have Pepe in this bowl.

I can't stop picking at him...

[quakerboy]

20. If they are

Fucking, I doubt they would be paying much attention to the menu

[old mark]

21. ...doubt you'd want to eat them, either......I wouldn't , anyway, but

I have no doubt fucking monkeys is a delicacy somewhere in this crazy world...

With special sauce.


mark

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. Only if you have flavored it with chianti

[Xipe Totec]

11. Sacrilege!

What a waste of good Chianti, to mix it with rosé!

[S n o w b a l l]

13. ~~oo~~

:D

[rcrush]

14. Given the chance a monkey would eat your brain

Without hesitation!

[DeepBlueC]

15. I think monkeys prefer a good Burgundy

they are oenophiles, I've heard.

[MineralMan]

16. My monkey won't drink pink wine. It prefers a nice crisp

Pinot Grigio or, when the menu demands it, a nice Merlot. Well-bred monkey, I think.

[tekisui]

17. Not if the monkey requests it.

[Xipe Totec]

18. May I urge you to try my liver?

The Ameglian Major Cow is a species specifically bred to not only have the desire to be eaten, but to be capable of saying so quite clearly and distinctly.

Cow: "May I urge you to try my liver, it must be very rich and tender by now, I have been force feeding it for months?"

Arthur (disgusted): "Is there any reason why I shouldn’t have a green salad?"

Cow: "I know many vegetables who are very clear on that point sir, which was why it was decided to cut through that whole problem by breeding an animal that actually wanted to be eaten."

[whistler162]

19. No as long as they have the money

and wear a shirt and shoes I have no problem serving Monkey!

[mitchum]

22. Only when you do it from the right