I'm in love with John Wilkes Booth

[DS1]

Look at that the determination in that hairline *swoon*

[rfkrocks]

1. LOL!

He was a "strong leader" who didn't waffle on the issues

[DS1]

3. and he wasn't afraid of heights

:evilgrin:

[DarkPhenyx]

2. OK, that's just weird.

Kinda like my having a thing for Laurena Bobbit or something. *shudder*

[DS1]

5. You're way off. Booth punched holes, Bobbit sliced the hole puncher

[DarkPhenyx]

8. Still...eeewwww!

Having a thing for a presidential assassin? Um, GROSS! That's just, so, anarchistic.

[SOteric]

4. Well, that's going to explain a lot for your mum, then...

Have you and Mr. Booth picked a china pattern yet?

[DS1]

6. We're still waiting for the Franklin Mint to issue a Confederate Army set

[underpants]

7. "Yes Mrs. Lincoln but how did you like the play?"

NOt an actual quote just an actual one-line joke.

"Your name is mud" comes from Dr. Mudd setting Booth's leg and being hung for it.

There is a picture (can't find it) of Booth and several of his co-conspirators at Lincoln's inauguration a week or 9 days before the assassination.

Booth was supposedly one of the most handsome men in America.....so your teen age lust for an assassination from two centuries ago is....uh...not unfounded.....but a bit strange.

:insert smilie that pays respect to a dead president but implying that you were joking....there at the end part:

[DS1]

10. He was hung after setting John's broken leg?

Wow, talk about your speedy blessings

:evil in an obscure but some that know me well enough will get it and tough nuggets for the rest grin:

[underpants]

15. As long as they are all white meat tough nuggets

I doubt that name would have made it out of the marketing group.


"Brrrrr....welc.....toHardeeee...wwha....get....today....."

"Yeah can I get a 9 piece tough nuggets and a diet coke...."


"Brrrrrhhhhhhhhhh.that'll..and 29 cents.....drive around.."

[DS1]

16. They're NWA

Nuggets With Attitude

C'min atchya from the cell block

[underpants]

17. Don't EVER give up!!!!!

[DS1]

18. Keepin' it real from tha otha side!

Nug Life4Ever

[Aristus]

11. Ooh, underpants! Your history is off. Way off!

"Your name is mud" predates the Lincoln assassination by several centuries.

Dr. Samuel Mudd was imprisoned for treating Booth, but was pardoned after his role in treating prisoners and guards during a plague of yellow-fever. He died of natural causes in the 1880's.

[underpants]

12. Damn but the ghosts of the confederacy did advise Hitler, right?

I could have sworn I saw a documentary-esque show about that on the History Channel.....nightly.

I seem to be the victim of oral history and out right Yankee lies forced upon the rebel south.

:bounce:

[tishaLA]

9. He's no Squeeky Frome

That's all I gotta say.

[underpants]

13. FULL DISCLOSURE: I used to have a crush on Squeaky

and I have no earthly idea why.

[mitchum]

20. I still have a crush on Manson Girl Ruth Ann Morehouse AKA Ouisch...

or at least a crush on how she looked back in the day. A very sexy hippiechick.
I also used to have a crush on Leslie Van Houten AKA Lulu back in the day, but I saw a jailhouse interview with her a few years ago and I had the exact same reaction as Manson when he viewed the videotape- "But she got old!"
Yeah, I know that's creepy.

[NoPasaran]

14. LOL! Chuck may have been a bloodthirsty lunatic

But he did have a touch with the ladies.

[mitchum]

19. Sic semper hunkus?

[JVS]

21. I hate him!