Joan RIVERS Roast!1 w/o Lisa LAMPINELLI. Kathy GRIFFIN roastmistress!1 n/t

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[rcrush]

1. I'll wait for secret stash

The roasts are funny but not when they are censored. Its all BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP black joke! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP pedophile joke! beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

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2. Joan F***ing RIVERS!1 We can only hope she has a breakdown

like she did on Celebrity Apprentice!1

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3. "O.K., kids, GO MAKE JEWELRY!1" n/t

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4. Carl REINER: "Your watch, liver spots and it's running out of time1" n/t

[NightWatcher]

5. yay a David Carradine joke, finally

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6. Dry. Very dry. n/t

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7. (to Kathy) "I always wondered what you would look like if Andy

DICK went to the gym!1"

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8. Judy: "I first met you when the house fell on your sister!1" n/t

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9. "The worst comedian ever -- Tom ARNOLD!1" n/t

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10. "Relative uses her much famous relative to further career" (Melissa/Roseanne) n/t

[Deja Q]

11. If the roasting gets too hot, won't her face melt off?

:yoiks:

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12. Actually, it's TAME. I think they really LIKE her. n/t

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13. "She's so OLD, if you Google her you'll find her on SHINDLER's list." n/t

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14. I would fuck you like there's no tomorrow - a DISTINCT possibility!1 n/t

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15. Carl REINER: "he's so old he even smells funny!1"

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16. Carl REINER sucks. Has *always* sucked. n/t

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17. His big thing was the C-word. Kathy said, "Rest in peace." n/t

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18. Melissa: "What's a BJ - 50 bucks, dinner and a watch" Next GOTTFRIED!1 n/t

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19. Brad GARRETT: "Her last pap smear was done by the coroner" n/t

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20. "Face has been lifted more than Bristol PALIN's prom dress!1" --- GOOD ONE!1 n/t

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21. Robin QUIVERS "antiquated racial sterotypes" n/t

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22. "no point trashing your face 'cause your surgeon already did that for you!1" n/t

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23. "What do you call a comedienne-icon?1 Carol BURNETT!1" n/t

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24. "Joan: I loved you in The Wrestler. I caught her vagina on The Deadlest Catch" n/t

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25. RICKLES: "I remember you when you were a guy!1" n/t

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26. GOTTFRIED; "Lots of speculation about Joan's vagina - how old, how dry, how many men contructed it"

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27. "Fill me with your seed so I can live another century!1" n/t

[Missy Vixen]

28. Okay, IMHO

Typically, I love Kathy Griffin, and I'll laugh at Joan Rivers, too. This wasn't funny at all.

The funniest roast on CC, EVER, was Lisa Lampanelli's skewering of the Cable Guy.

Again, IMHO.

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29. I agree!1 But we gotta go with what we've GOT!1 n/t

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30. Joan: "Advice I gave to David CARRADINE - hang in there!1" n/t

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31. "I'm ashamed to be a Jew - I'm going to Malibu & give Mel GIBSON a blow job!1" n/t

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32. "I can't leave comedy in the hands of these untalented - COMEDY NEEDS ME!1" n/t

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33. O.K., goodnight. I've earned a Lounge medal!1 n/t

[Skittles]

34. this sounds disgusting

:thumbsup:

[Love Bug]

35. I watched it because I'm a big Joan fan but...

Yes, I know it's a roast and yes, I know the jokes are going to be insulting, etc. but why were the racial stereotype jokes directed at Robin ok? A bunch of white people telling these about the only African American in the group made me squirm uncomfortably. I thought we'd grown up past that sort of thing, but I guess not. As if those weren't bad enough, the molestation jokes directed at her were worse. Yeah, she has talked about it on Howard Stern, but IMO, there are some things that are just not funny. Now if she had told those jokes about her own experience that would be one thing but for others to do so? Nooooooo...

Someone told an AIDS joke directed at Mario Cantone (because he's gay) and I didn't think that was funny, either.

I did laugh at a lot of it, but maybe I'm just too sensitive for this kind of program.