I just told a telemarketer in India if he called again, I would send the cops after him...

[cynatnite]

He hasn't called us back.

[MajorChode]

1. Was his name "Rudy"?

If so, I think I've spoken to him.

[hippywife]

2. The NRA called here the other night.

Him: "Hi. This is Josh calling on behalf of the National Rifle Association."

Me: "Hi, Josh. Please remove our name and number from your calling list."

Josh: " I can do that but yada, yada yad..."

Me (interrupting Josh): "No, Josh because you people suck!"

I hung up. I hate it when they want to keep talking and I know they were making last minute calls against today's confirmation hearings. :eyes:

[MajorChode]

3. Just do like I always do with telephone solicitors

I start the timer and then start having phone sex with them whether they like it or not, then see how long it takes THEM to hang up. Most hang up in less than a minute, but occassionally you have one dumb enough to hang on for a while.