In case you are wondering why I am not a mod (Exclusive footage)

[LeftyFingerPop]

Well, everything is not as rosy as it appears here in DU land. Apparently, in order to be a mod, Skinner makes you go through this strange and violent ritual before he even CONSIDERS choosing you.

I captured this video with a hidden camera in the room adjacent to the mod's hot tub.. It shows the sick and disgusting ritual that you are put through by Skinner.

I'm sorry, but I refused to do this, just to become a mod. That is why my name is not on the list.

I warn you...this is graphic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBjvJpo-EM8&feature=related

[rug]

1. Wait a minute, that was the GDP initiation.

This was the Lounge initiation:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOO5-lbHkdU

Danger Mouse almost washed out.

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Uh...

:rofl:

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

2. It's for the best Lefty

Who the fuck needs that shit anyways? You're better off.

Here's something to make you feel better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kXK77OkEPk&feature=related

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. I have to tell you...

I saw this yesterday.

I have no idea why this stuff still makes me laugh, but it kills me everytime. :rofl:

This is Frank's son.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

5. Oh no

Uncle Freddy isn't there?

I laugh my ass off every time I hear it to the point of tears. Maybe we're weird or something. :loveya:

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. For me...

I think it is just the absurdity of it all.

I've been listening to the same ones for years...and they consistently make me crack up.

I hope you are well today. :loveya:

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

7. I'm doing great

and it is the absurdity of it all, plus the New York accents.

I think I was a tough guy hood/gangster from Queens in a previous life cause I've never laughed so hard in my life.

:loveya:

[BuelahWitch]

8. It's even worse for the women

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEpWsNPznR4&feature=related

I said there is NO WAY IN HELL they're going to get me doing that right out of bed in the morning! :grr: (That's EarlG with the gong, BTW)