My doctor pissed me off today.

[LeftyFingerPop]

I went in for a physical.

He said "You know, you're getting too fat".

I said "I'm not fat, I'm just big boned".

He said "Well, in your case, you NEED big bones to carry that fat around".

[Kali]

1. ...

Last time I went in he offered me drugs :rofl: (one of the fens or some other appetite suppressant, I don't remember)

you know, if that shit worked I sure would take it.

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2. I'm down 8 pounds in 3 weeks...

This is largely due to

1) A sensible eating plan

2) Exercise

3) Mind numbing, vomit inducing stress.

[Kali]

3. 3) Mind numbing, vomit inducing stress.

I know you are worried, but that did make me laugh. I never gain during the traditional time to do so - winter holidays. I get ALL worked up and nervous. Plus I often do at least one of the big meals for T-day or x-mas and when you get through putting those together the last thing you want to do is look at it, much less eat any of it.

[rug]

4. My doctor told me that once. I told him he was getting too rich.

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. Mine told me to quit smoking too. I said to him...

"Listen, who's the expert here"?

[rug]

6. My doctor visits are an exercise in sociopathic behavior.

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. Mine is the preeminent diabetes doctor on the east coast...

The man is a genius.

But, we have some disagreements on what a good lifestyle is.

The guy weighs about 130 pounds.

Know what he has for breakfast?

A hard boiled egg.

For lunch, he has a plum. A GODDAMN PLUM!!!!

He is from India.

I told him Italians don't eat like that.

[Parche]

8. at least he didnt piss on you

:woohoo: :hi: