The 5 Most Badass Presidents of All-Time (If you haven't read this, you're missing out!)

[proteus_lives]

:rofl:

I love the Cracked lists and this is my all-time favorite. Trust me, it's worth the read!

"When the 1828 election rolled around, a lot of people were terrified when they heard Andrew "Old Hickory" Jackson was running. If you're wondering how a guy we're calling a bad ass got such a lame nickname, it's because he used to carry a hickory cane around and beat people senseless with it, and if you're wondering why he did that, it's because he was a fucking lunatic."


"Upon leaving the Navy, he took up boning on a near full-time basis. Sure, he dabbled in being a Senator and a President or whatever, but his full-time job was Pimping. In fact, if boning-your-girlfriend-right-in-front-of-you was a business, you can bet your cuckolded ass that Kennedy would have been its District Manager."


"After another tough battle where Washington was miraculously not wounded, he wrote a letter to his brother detailing his experiences. He described being surrounded by bullets and death and concluded by saying "I heard the bullets whistle and, believe me, there is something charming to the sound of bullets." When he caught news of this, King George III reportedly remarked that Washington's attitude would change if he'd heard a few more. But King George III didn't win the war, so fuck him."


http://www.cracked.com/article_15895_5-most-badass-presidents-all-time.html

[fizzgig]

1. that's awesome

:rofl:

[Lorax7844]

2. hahaha

John Quincy Adams is, hands down, one of the most God awful ugly-assed presidents in American history but, well, the Predator was pretty hideous too, and no one will deny that he still kicks a fairly serious amount of ass.

[proteus_lives]

3. Insomnia kick.

k/r.

[BlueIris]

4. Hee. Except for the part about JFK being

a womanizer. I still contend a lot of that is made up rightwing crap. (Don't send me links...just don't.)

[crispini]

5. Haha that's an awesome article!

:thumbsup: