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Dinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 05:09 PM Original message |
Post Your Favorite Dumb Joke From When You Were A Kid: |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 05:19 PM Response to Original message |
1. What's Irish and sits on the porch? |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 07:49 PM Response to Reply #1 |
13. I heard that one (also as an adult) as "What's Irish and sits out in the rain?" |
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theNotoriousP.I.G. (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 05:24 PM Response to Original message |
2. Something too stupid to type out in detail |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 05:29 PM Response to Original message |
3. Q: Why did the little moron throw the clock out the window? |
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newcriminal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 05:31 PM Response to Original message |
4. sung to the tune of If your Happy and You Know It |
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ashling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-31-09 02:43 AM Response to Reply #4 |
36. Thats worse than |
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theNotoriousP.I.G. (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 05:34 PM Response to Original message |
5. When the log rolls over we shall die |
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bif (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 05:45 PM Response to Original message |
6. What would you do if you had a million dollars? |
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cinci_democrat (81 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 06:10 PM Response to Original message |
7. Ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer... |
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PassingFair (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-31-09 08:20 AM Response to Reply #7 |
40. I loved that one too. Here's my favorite knock-knock joke |
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swishyfeet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-31-09 12:30 PM Response to Reply #40 |
49. I'm totally gonna use that! |
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Broken_Hero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 06:53 PM Response to Original message |
8. Okay, |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 06:58 PM Response to Original message |
9. mine is horrible for a child, but i thought it was hilarious |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 07:00 PM Response to Original message |
10. Some stupid joke about someone named Johnny |
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Doc_Technical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 07:48 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. the rest of the joke: |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 07:52 PM Response to Reply #10 |
14. I heard that one too |
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busybl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-31-09 02:25 AM Response to Reply #10 |
35. that was the biggy at our school too. |
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mikeargo (279 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 07:49 PM Response to Original message |
12. Why is six afraid of seven? |
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Dinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 07:53 PM Response to Original message |
15. Why Can't You Add 4 And 4 In Front Of A Dinosaur? |
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Dinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 07:54 PM Response to Original message |
16. Another One: |
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meow2u3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 08:40 PM Response to Original message |
17. How do Germans tie their shoes? |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 08:51 PM Response to Original message |
18. What's brown and sticky? |
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Yavin4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 09:06 PM Response to Original message |
19. What Is Sticky, Long, Green, and Smells Like Bacon? |
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Common Sense Party (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-31-09 05:32 PM Response to Reply #19 |
53. Oo, that's awful! |
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mia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 09:06 PM Response to Original message |
20. Is your refrigerator running? |
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NecklyTyler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-01-09 07:08 AM Response to Reply #20 |
57. Prank phone call to grocery store |
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handmade34 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 09:09 PM Response to Original message |
21. how do you get out of an elephant's stomach? |
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handmade34 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 09:10 PM Response to Original message |
22. knock, knock |
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Manifestor_of_Light (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 09:14 PM Response to Original message |
23. Bar jokes. |
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rebel with a cause (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 09:16 PM Response to Original message |
24. spell pig backwards and then say funny. |
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NecklyTyler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-01-09 07:10 AM Response to Reply #24 |
58. Go up to a girl and ask her to look down her blouse and spell ATTIC |
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Terry in Austin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 10:29 PM Response to Original message |
25. Ask me if I have a banana in my ear |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 10:37 PM Response to Original message |
26. How do you make an elephant float? |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 10:42 PM Response to Original message |
27. Knock knock |
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Auggie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 10:43 PM Response to Original message |
28. What's green, dances and sings? |
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gbate (900 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-31-09 10:31 AM Response to Reply #28 |
44. Love that knock knock one about the orange and banana. |
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applegrove (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 10:50 PM Response to Original message |
29. Knock Knock |
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Manifestor_of_Light (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-31-09 12:12 AM Response to Original message |
30. Smokey the Bear. |
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Manifestor_of_Light (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-31-09 12:13 AM Response to Original message |
31. The scholarship fund. |
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Manifestor_of_Light (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-31-09 12:14 AM Response to Original message |
32. They were gonna put Richard Nixon's face on Mount Rushmore... |
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Manifestor_of_Light (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-31-09 01:11 AM Response to Original message |
33. knock knock |
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proteus_lives (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-31-09 01:51 AM Response to Original message |
34. Trying to trick someone by saying.... |
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Vidar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-31-09 05:18 AM Response to Original message |
37. What was Adolph Hitler's real name? |
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cleveramerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-31-09 05:34 AM Response to Original message |
38. Whats the difference between here and there? |
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cherish44 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-31-09 07:26 AM Response to Original message |
39. This one was HILARIOUS when I was in about third grade... |
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peekaloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-31-09 08:28 AM Response to Original message |
41. Two Irishmen walk out of a bar. |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-31-09 08:30 AM Response to Original message |
42. I made this one up, I think while at McDonald's. |
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Robb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-31-09 08:38 AM Response to Original message |
43. How does an elephant ask for a cookie? |
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Tuesday Afternoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-31-09 10:50 AM Response to Original message |
45. What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-31-09 10:52 AM Response to Original message |
46. What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-31-09 12:22 PM Response to Original message |
47. Why do elephants have wrinkled trunks? |
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swishyfeet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-31-09 12:27 PM Response to Original message |
48. What's black, white, red all over and can't turn in the hallway? |
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hamsterjill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-31-09 01:22 PM Response to Reply #48 |
50. Another black and white and red all over |
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Pool Hall Ace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-31-09 04:40 PM Response to Original message |
51. Two elephants were sitting in a bathtub |
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Doc_Technical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-31-09 05:20 PM Response to Original message |
52. France is laying claim ot the Rock of Gibraltar. |
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Roon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-31-09 05:35 PM Response to Original message |
54. What do you do if your kotex catches on fire? |
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JTG of the PRB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-31-09 06:41 PM Response to Original message |
55. A nun, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar... |
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Manifestor_of_Light (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-01-09 03:06 AM Response to Original message |
56. Why is James Brown like a Tampax? |
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NecklyTyler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-01-09 07:12 AM Response to Original message |
59. Under the bleachers by Seymour Butts |
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61. Chester Goode from Gunsmoke was |
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