Life sucks and then you...

[Bossy Monkey]

Personally, I kind of liked "...do laundry" but forgot all about it until after I'd written the other choices and decided just to go with them. (Possibly inspired by the fact that I'm doing laundry as I type.:))

[MajorChode]

1. Get a script for Viagra and medical MJ and chase horny old women around the rest home

[sarge43]

2. Major, you're doing something wrong if you have to chase horny women of any age.

Let them chase you.

[MajorChode]

4. Call me old fashioned

[KamaAina]

3. vote repuke.

:eyes:

[Deja Q]

5. Mouthwash, obviously...

Which reminds me, I need to call the dentist -- the cracked filling is starting to become bothersome... Oh, I prefer Mint vanilla Listerine... Cheaper than Drambuie... :9

[mnhtnbb]

6. Get on DU and share some moment from your day and link to something

you didn't know and sign a petition and say g'night.

[Iggo]

7. Life is great.

[astral]

8. start wearing purple.

[graywarrior]

9. And a song to help convince you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gejSEOnaYek

[hobbit709]

10. Life Is A Lemon And I Want My Money Back.

Meatloaf
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmgJ5RowTqE

[rug]

11. spit

[old mark]

12. Stop reading so much about politics.....Life will get better overnight. nt