What director(s) would you want to make your biography?

[kentauros]

Nothing too serious, so I have to go with Zucker, Zucker and Abrahams :D

[Richardo]

1. Coen Brothers

:)

[kentauros]

2. I could have picked them

and though they made the brilliant comedy The Hudsucker Proxy, I had to go for something more along the lines of Ruthless People :D

[dysfunctional press]

3. michael bay, duh...

he could at least maybe make it seem exciting.

[kentauros]

5. I was wondering who would pick him!

So you're saying your life is plotless with lots of violence and explosions? :P

[dysfunctional press]

7. no- i'm saying that there aren't ENOUGH explosions...

he could add the...pizzazz! that i've always felt my life lacks.

[kentauros]

13. Fair enough.

Just be prepared for lots and lots of body-function and body-dysfunction 'humor'

[bigwillq]

4. Quentin Tarantino (nt)

[tekisui]

6. Jim Jarmush

[mitchum]

8. Larry Clark

[Ohio Joe]

9. Kurosawa - nt

[taterguy]

10. Peyton Reed

For obvious reasons

[HopeHoops]

11. Mel Brooks

It just seems appropriate given my life.

[Danger Mouse]

12. David Lynch.

[Doc_Technical]

14. Ed Wood.

The special effects would be awesome!!

[Dr. Strange]

26. Sonuvabitch! You beat me to it!

For a time we tried to contact them by radio but no response. Then they attacked a town, a small town I'll admit, but never the less a town of people, people who died.


The story of Dr. Strange's life is the most fantastic story I've ever heard.
And every word of it's true, too.
That's the fantastic part of it.

[TZ]

34. Its because his last name is "wood" isn't it?

Pev. :evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

35. I resemble that insultive remark.

I love Ed's movies. The "special" effects, the dialog, the philosophical ramifications...

Thats the end of that one. Atmospheric conditions in outer space often interfere with transmitting.

Perhaps, on your way home, someone will pass you in the dark, and you will never know it... for they will be from outer space.

From all I've seen tonight, guns won't do any good. Clay's dead, and we buried him. How are we gonna kill someone who's already dead? *Dead*! And yet there he stands!

Only the infinity of the depths of a man's mind can really tell the story.

The world is a strange place to live in. All those cars. All going someplace. All carrying humans, which are carrying out their lives.

Your puritan upbringing holds you back from my monsters, but it certainly doesn't hurt your art of kissing.
That's life. My kisses are alive.

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Bogdanovich

[AllenVanAllen]

16. Martin Scorsese

[KurtNYC]

29. I'll second that n/t

[_dynamicdems]

17. M. Night Shyamalan

:rofl:

[Initech]

18. Kevin Smith

[enigmatic]

19. Herk Harvey or Timothy Carey

Depending on my mood at the time:



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herk_Harvey



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Carey

[Forkboy]

20. Kurosawa.

I'm greedy. I want the best. :)

[woo me with science]

21. Hitchcock. nt

[rucky]

22. Tim Burton

[Blue_Tires]

23. Lumet or Coppola if we're serious

if we're being fun, then Hal Needham or George Roy Hill

[Auggie]

24. Alan Smithee

No one would take credit for putting my boring life on screen

[Chan790]

25. michel gondry

something surreal where you can't determine what is a dream sequence and what is actually happening.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

27. Charlie Kaufman --

I would love to see my life made as interesting as his films. :D

[bif]

28. Felinni (if he were still alive)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

30. Living -- Werner Herzog, Dead -- Stanley Kubrick.

[TheMightyFavog]

31. Terry Gilliam

My life's fucked up enough for a Gilliam flick.

[pokerfan]

32. Russ Meyer

:P

[arbusto_baboso]

33. Sam Peckinpaugh (sp?)

It's not that my life has been particularly violent (save for episodes in Panama and Kuwait), I just loves me the slo-mo!

[rcrush]

36. Michael Bay and McG

My biography is going to have some much explosions!! You can learn all about the adventure I had with the alien robot overlords.

[GreenPartyVoter]

37. None. Good lord, why waste money on a film like that?