Of course the moon landings were faked.

[HopeHoops]

NASA claims the capsule orbited Earth before taking off for the moon. That's clearly impossible since everyone knows that Earth is shaped like a burrito. Besides, the Bible says God created two great lights, so obviously the moon is as hot as the sun and there's no way anyone could walk on it. Right?

[Mr. Ected]

1. Mywife faked one last night, too

It made for great theater under the moonlight.

[HopeHoops]

3. "Houston, the Eagle has landed."

:evilgrin:

[Deep13]

2. exactly! nt

[leeroysphitz]

4. I like wut you have to say on this matter. Please sign me up for you news letter.

When does your show on Fox News start?

[HopeHoops]

5. They haven't invited me yet. Apparently I don't own enough guns.

Maybe I need some cheap beer too. And some pork rinds. Can't forget the pork rinds.

[madinmaryland]

6. It's the Clenis' fault. Why do you think they

had Vince Foster killed and all of the others. They had to protect the coverup. Remember the picture of JFK and a young Bill Clinton..

:tinfoilhat:

[HopeHoops]

7. But of COURSE it was the Clenis' fault!

The Clenis caused the Civil war too! It wouldn't have happened if he hadn't been getting a BJ when he should have been doing, well, something else. It was obviously his fault.

[bikebloke]

8. Yeah, where are the hoof prints?

Sure, a cow jumped over the Moon. But what about the cows that jumped to it. The Apollo photos should show hoof prints and cow pies. But nope. It was staged, for sure, yessiree bob.

[TrogL]

9. The technology wasn't good enough to fake it

What everybody forgets is that NASA's technology in some fields, particularly radio, wasn't all that far above a talented amateur.

Ham Radio operators at the time were known to create HUGE antenna farms in their back yard rivalling the best of NASA's equipment and were "following along at home". For NASA to have faked them out would have required them to mount an expedition rivalling the Apollo space program itself, so why bother. It'd be cheaper just to go to the moon.

[HopeHoops]

10. Oh, please don't tell me you took the OP seriously.

:hi:

[pokerfan]

12. Are you saying the Earth is NOT shaped like a burrito?

:shrug:

[Fire Walk With Me]

11. I can point out where NASA used segments of "Forbidden Planet" in the broadcast "footage".

You can clearly see Robbie the Robot in some of Neil Armstrong's shots. Cheap bastards used the same clips over and over, too. :(

[trof]

13. Beef or chicken burrito?

I'm writing a paper.
Thanks.

[pokerfan]

14. Video proof of the hoax!

This is why NASA "lost" the original footage.

http://www.youtube.com/v/mouUUWpEec0

[azmouse]

15. Every mouse knows the moon is made of cheese.

Did they bring any cheese back? Of course not! Fake, fake, fake...

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