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quakerboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 12:13 PM
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Is it weird that I am tempted by hair club for men?
Their adverts are quite alluring. My wife finds it weird and has forbidden me to contact them. What say you?

I will be back after work to converse further, but I felt it important that this post be on your internet. Enjoy.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 12:43 PM
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1. Is that like a cigar club but one where you smoke hair instead?
:smoke:
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quakerboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 09:59 PM
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4. That is serverly
not ok. Ive had far too much experience with the smell of burnt hair. While I do not find it as objectionable as many of my peers, I will admit it is quite unpleasant.
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suninvited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 12:45 PM
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2. I would say she likes you just the way you are
and doesnt want you to change. Are you unhappy with your hair situation now?
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quakerboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 09:57 PM
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3. No, I love my hair
I just find the adds aluring. They promise youth and wellbeing. I like youth and well being. Plus I love my hair. Who would not want more of something one loves?
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:04 PM
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5. No, I don't think it's odd at all -
I'm captivated by those Extenze commercials, but I can't get any male I know to send for them and take them.

And I don't think it's something I should try......................

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quakerboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:14 PM
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6. Those too
Again, my wife says NO. Although, on those, its mostly scientific interest. Their commercials are so lacking in logic, it throws me off, and I want to prove it bull.
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:20 PM
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7. I like them so much -
"We'll send you a week's supply free. You just pay the postage. COULD WE AFFORD TO DO THAT IF EXTENZE DIDN'T WORK?"

I love that................
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quakerboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:30 PM
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8. But it makes no sense
Of course they could. If it was a placebo, then they could afford to send out a whole lot of free ones.

And the part where they act surprised their "interviewie" is willing to talk about his supposed growth in size. Have you ever met a man who wasn't willing to talk about an INCREASE in size?

It hurts me.
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melman Donating Member (233 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:47 PM
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9. That certain part of the male body
but they never actually say which one..:shrug:
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:52 PM
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10. Of course it makes no sense -
that's why I'm so enamored of it.

Now, understand, the men they interview didn't take it for the increase in size. No, sir. They were interested in how it could make lovemaking more fun! Just curious about how it could make things even better.

I've never met a man who, if he found himself with an erection lasting four hours, wouldn't hurry to tell me all about it. And if any one of them suddenly found his penis larger than before, I'd probably be unable to answer the phone or the front door for a couple of months.

See, I would think, if someone's dick suddenly got bigger, that there was a tumor somewhere.

But I'm female.

A man would think that it was some kind of reward.

Don't take it personally. I'm sure you're just wonderful the way you are.

BUT, if you do get around to trying Extenze, you will PM me, won't you?

Please?
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