Anti-Consumer Groups are "Opportunities"

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BnL Associated Press

LONDON, England

Anarchist groups responsible for trying to persuade people from exercising their right to spend have been labeled as "opportunities" by the Buy n Large Consumer Groups today.

"These are just customers we haven't reached yet," said Henry Nectar, spokesperson for BnL Consumer Groups, during his talk at the Consumer Groups Conference, "They're quite hard to sell."

The controversy started 36 months ago when BnL moved to incorporate local government into it's municipal portfolio. Anti-consumer groups reacted strongly, but were appeased temporarily with the gift of 35 brand-new sports cars.

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