Really really really bad joke

[graywarrior]

and I laughed. OMG, I'm going to hell.

OK..What are Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon and Billy Mays getting for Christmas?










Patrick Swayze

[Shell Beau]

1. I heard that and HATED it...

yet I told it to people! :blush:

[graywarrior]

3. It's so awful. and yet I will tell it to everyone I know.

[rcrush]

52. .

wrong spot

[akbacchus_BC]

71. Shell, what a cute baby, wish I could hold her. She is the DU baby

and we love her. Save all these posts to show her how much she was loved on here! Cuteness ever.

[leeroysphitz]

2. Evilness.

[newcriminal]

4. ooooooooooooooh, you're going to hell for sure now.

[graywarrior]

5. I am getting a bad reputation here

[Richardo]

6. You're getting a bad reputation *there*

[graywarrior]

7. Here, there, everywhere

:P

[Inchworm]

10. LOL

:rofl:

:thumbsup:

[graywarrior]

15. I knew I could count on you

:toast: :fistbump:

[Inchworm]

16. Moi?

:rofl:

You are the one with a bad rep in Hell!! That cracked me the hell up :)

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[graywarrior]

17. I work hard at it.

Let's review:
Un-Alcoholic Anonymous meetings
Dead Celebrity jokes
Duck Torturer

And that's just this week. go back to April 2002 and I'm sure I have been a very bad girl since.

My Motto:

[Shell Beau]

8. Getting? You already had one!!

:rofl:

;)

[graywarrior]

9. Ya mean I had one and now I don't?

Which way is better?

[Shell Beau]

11. Oh it is still there. And you need to hang on to it!!

:7

[graywarrior]

13. I shoulda known it would come to the the second time I got thrown out of Girl Scouts

[old mark]

67. I knew there was a reason I like you.....

I got thrown out of Cub Scouts...

but only once.


mark

[graywarrior]

68. I got thrown out first for mouthing off and second for taking a troop leaders

chocolate candy out of the fridge where we were camping and eating it. They called my mother at 1 am to come get me. She wouldn't.

[old mark]

74. The first time I was in a scout meeting, the guy standing next to me

told a scout leader "Fuck you." I laughed so hard tears ran down my face, and we both were thrown out - they were affiliated with a "christian" church, after all. I think we were around 8 or so.
About 7 years later, we formed a band and played dances and shit for a few years. I think we are the only 2 members of that band who are still alive.

I still laugh when I think about it....

mark

[graywarrior]

76. I remember going hiking in Lynn Woods located in my home town and

the scout leaders got us lost....in Lynn Woods...surrounded by neighborhoods....for HOURS. What a joke.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

12. That's a classic -

the first iteration I heard of it was when Diana was killed:

What is Princess Diana getting for Christmas?

The Queen Mother...................

[graywarrior]

14. *snort*

[suninvited]

18. why Patrick Swayze?

is he sick?

[graywarrior]

19. Not as sick as some people here.

[suninvited]

21. okay

I looked at wikipedia. I didn't realize he had pancreatic cancer :(

[graywarrior]

24. Oops, sorry, I thought you knew

Bad joke.

[madinmaryland]

58. I didn't know that either. Now I feel real sympathy for that poor DUCK

who is being forced to listen to bad jokes!

:hi:

[lildreamer316]

30. Ba-dum-bum.

I suppose you'll be here all week??


(lol)

[graywarrior]

39. Why yes....

I crave the attention.

Note:

[lildreamer316]

42. Aaaaaugh.

excuse me, I have to use the bathroom.
Ohhh man.

[graywarrior]

44. Too much?

:P

[krispos42]

55. My libido: crushed and melted

Ack!

[cwydro]

56. That's a pic of you when you lived in Florida, right?

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

62. Yes, after the implants.

[cwydro]

64. LOL!

You're just lucky I was all the way down here in the Keys, 'cuz I'da been all over that!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[graywarrior]

65. Dear god, my brain just spazed imagining that!

[Inchworm]

20. Mark Twain said..

'splaining a joke is like dissecting a duck: you understand it better, but the duck dies in the process.

Hehe.

:*

EDIT: turned to paraphrase so the duck could get it.

[suninvited]

23. oh, I know

but I was so confused, because I had heard that joke before and didn't understand it then, either.

Okay, it is funny, but if he dies on Christmas day you are all going to feel so bad!!

[graywarrior]

27. I'll cry like a little candy ass

[graywarrior]

26. .

[Forkboy]

22. I think I love you.

:rofl:

[darkstar]

25. Hell or The Paddle...you decide

Which'il it be?

[graywarrior]

28. This?

[darkstar]

29. As long as I'm the duck on the sidelines

and not either of those poor saps

[graywarrior]

33. Have fun!

[sakabatou]

31. I know that the celebs are dead

But I don't get the punchline.

[graywarrior]

32. It's like this...

No seriously, it's more like...



Kidding, it's like hes Patrick is not dead...YET...maube by Xmas (or Christmas if you like)

[sakabatou]

34. I'm still confused.

[graywarrior]

35. You & me both

[bigwillq]

36. Terrible.

But I LOL! :rofl:

[graywarrior]

37. We're a sick bunch.

[bigwillq]

38. Maybe we can start a sick clique.

:P ;) :) :hide:

[graywarrior]

40. It would be huge.

There's more of us than the "normals."

[bigwillq]

41. I think you may be on to something!

:) ;)

[graywarrior]

43. I is

I've been observing.

[Inchworm]

45. It would be carnage!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oraONu7Jp_Y

:P

[graywarrior]

46. That makes me want to rock the fuck out!

[Inchworm]

49. The lead singer here!

:scared:

[graywarrior]

50. That just kills!

[graywarrior]

47. Not to be really really cruel

but hell, WTF?

[bigwillq]

54. ha ha

Made me laugh so hard. :rofl:

[Eyerish]

48. I LOL'd and made the cats look at me funny...

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

51. Ah, another sicko joins the bunch.

:toast:

[rcrush]

53. Michael Jackson was going to have a 21 gun salute at his funeral

He always wanted to have a bunch of young boys firing their guns over him.

[jeff30997]

57. In fact he had the great honnor...

to have the traditional Japanese Bukkake ritual performed 21 times by 21 young Samurai apprentices.

[sasquatch]

59. I'm telling RevActs

:P

[graywarrior]

63. I dare ya.

:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

60. !

:wow:

:spank:

:spray:

:rofl:

[SKKY]

61. Something overheard at Michael Jackson's funeral...

..."Dude, he hasn't been this stiff since that first time Macaulay Culkin stayed overnight."

[Tuesday Afternoon]

66. ok-

heh/groan/snicker:thumbsup:

and ...what is really bad was I have heard it already and then I went snicker/groan/lol :D

[Inchworm]

69. Ok, what kind of sick basterd would kick this?

:hi:

:yoiks:

[akbacchus_BC]

70. You're bad but in a good way, duck torturer!

[Wolf-Were]

72. All I can say is

:spank: shame shame lol.

[Inchworm]

73. Say it loud!!!

Normal whippin's don't do it.

:*

PS: Bwahahahaha... rhe heathen is asleep!

[bigwillq]

78. Hello.

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[newcriminal]

79. I'm glad you said hello to the newbie, ( and welcome to DU wolfie)

but you just had to put this back on the front page. I went away for the weekend and was glad this sick joke was on page whatever and we didn't have to see how sick we all are here.


I didn't have anyone to tell the joke to, so I called my mom and left it on her answering machine. She hasn't called me back yet. Hope she doesn't think I'm so bad.

[bigwillq]

80. Hide thread?

:shrug:


:)

[JI7]

75. that's an old joke, very dark humour, but it is funny

first time i heard it was around late 90s or early 2000s . i don't remember the famous person, maybe Princess Diana, John Kennedy Jr, George Harrison.

and what are they getting for Christmas was "reagan" and maybe some other old or sick celebs.

[MajorChode]

77. I see you're working hard to keep the standards low here

And I commend you for it.