Baseball Fans Delighted By New Between-Innings Fuck-Cams

[Oeditpus Rex]

WASHINGTON—Attendance may be down, but the fans at last week's game didn't care—they were too busy enjoying the stadium's new Fuck-Cam.

"We've been really surprised and delighted by the crowd reaction," said Washington Nationals public relations director Janine Perry, who started the Fuck-Cam program that has since been emulated by every other ballpark in the major leagues, except Miller Park in Milwaukee. "Apparently, people who like watching baseball games also really enjoy watching other people have sex. And not just between innings, either. If the action on the screen is still going when the play on the field resumes, they'll still watch. The Fuck-Cam has been quite a phenomenon."

The Onion, o' course

[XemaSab]

1. I'm all in favor

as long as the Palins aren't aware of it.

[jeff30997]

2. Lol!

[Zomby Woof]

3. True story about the Kissing Cams at Dodger Stadium

Nini and I were at a game 2 or 3 years ago when this occurred. They started with a few routine close-ups, and the obligatory kisses, when the camera zoomed in on the next unsuspecting victims: a pleasant-looking young couple, probably mid-20's.

You could clearly read the young woman's lips, as she smiled but pointed very animatedly at the man next to her.

"HE'S MY BROTHER!"

The entire crowd laughed and the camera quickly moved on. :-)

[Rhythm]

4. Sounds like this climax of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" ride