Woman claiming to be "possessed by the most beautifiliest angel lusefer" sues Hef for $3 Billion

[Amerigo Vespucci]

'Reincarnated' Woman Sues Hefner for $3 Billion

Posted Jul 9th 2009 1:08PM by TMZ Staff

This one is impossible to explain -- really, it is -- but we'll try.



A woman possessed by the "most beautifiliest angel lusefer" and claims to be the "reincarnation of Venus Aphrodite Demilo" has filed a $3 billion lawsuit against Hugh Hefner, suing him for ... well ... it's nearly impossible to tell.

Sheri Allred -- who also calls herself "the biggest hat in the world" -- claims Hefner is a member of a pedophile organization and once hid under her bed when she was five-years-old in order to do naughty things to her.

And that's just the beginning ... seriously, just read it for yourself.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/09/reincarnated-woman-sues-hefner-for-3-billion/

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Wow - she writes like a rightwinger.

[Mad_Dem_X]

2. I couldn't even read the whole thing

That's just...:wow: :crazy: :scared:

[distantearlywarning]

3. Schizophrenia.

That's my guess.