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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-09-09 01:51 PM
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Turn your head and cough.
Okay. Now, now open your mouth and say "Ah".

What? Change gloves? Why would I do that?
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suninvited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-09-09 01:58 PM
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1. lol
took me a minute.
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-09-09 02:56 PM
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2. Yes, fine. Now, put your feet in the stirrups.
No, I don't care that you're a man. Who's the doctor here?
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suninvited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-09-09 04:39 PM
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3. You REALLY need a new doctor.
:hide:
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-09-09 05:31 PM
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4. No kidding. That's my ear, nose and throat guy, believe it or not.
:wtf:
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-09-09 05:57 PM
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5. The "turn your head" part is only so that you don't cough in the doctor's face
the coughing is the test, not the turning of one's head.

at least that's my assumption. :shrug:
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-09-09 06:20 PM
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7. Actually, the reality is even worse. The "turn your head" part is so...
You don't barf on the doctor if he finds some real irregualrities that cause you intense pain. Had a urologist tell me that, so I'm inclined to believe it.
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-09-09 05:58 PM
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6. Only time I heard that is when they were holding my balls in their hands
and I'm supposed to turn to the left or right and cough.....REAL comforting!
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