does anyone know what the three biggest lies in the world are?

[datasuspect]

i can only remember one: this'll only hurt for a little while.

[old mark]

1. The check is in the mail.........nt

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. The third one cannot be posted.

[Auggie]

11. Ahhh, I remember it now.

[Bertha Venation]

13. If it's the one I'm thinking of, I think you're right.

:puke: anyway.

[JitterbugPerfume]

3. I will respect you in the morning

[Captain Hilts]

4. This'll hurt me more than it hurts you. He/she has a great personality. nt

[RubyDuby in GA]

5. No those pants don't make your butt look big.

[Forkboy]

6. Love conquers all.

[Hepburn]

7. Three biggest lies by a cowboy:

1. My pick up is paid off in full;

2. My horse has never bucked me off; and

3. I was just helping the sheep over the fence!

:evilgrin:

[LeftinOH]

8. "Everything happens for a reason..."

[Tommy_Carcetti]

9. That Keyser Soze never existed?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vwt55TQq-3k/SRjUPGbs1RI/AAAAAAAADcI/gBYBrwYWow4/s320/kaiser+soze.jpg

[HopeHoops]

10. "Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction"

Geeze, you could fill a fucking book with the biggest lies in the world after 8 years of BushCo.

[jobycom]

12. I was just helping that sheep over the fence. nt

[kimmerspixelated]

14. I am certainly NOT an alcoholic.

I promise to pull out on time.
I'll call you,....soon.

[mikeytherat]

15. The "unrecommend" feature will not cause a shitstorm in GD

That's a new one, but it's one of the Big Three.

mikey_the_rat

[Spacemom]

16. It's not you, it's me?

:rofl:

which usually means "I'm a shallow prick who thinks he can do better."

[Wetzelbill]

17. I'll call you nt