Can I get you anything?

[LeftyFingerPop]

Orange juice?

Would you like a nice cold glass of orange juice?

How about some coffee? Tomato juice?

How about I cook you up some nice eggs? You like scrambled eggs?

Would you like some bacon with that? How about some Rye toast?

No...you just sit down now and relax, I'll get it for you.

Would you like some Home Fries with that....oooops....wait....

Gotta go.

Forget it.

[suninvited]

1. Yes, I will take a

oh, just read the last line. Thanks for getting my hopes up.

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. I'm back now. What would you like?

[suninvited]

20. A little late now.

I just got back from lunch. Subway, as a matter of fact, maybe I should have picked something up for YOU.

[LeftyFingerPop]

21. That's ok....

I had a tuna sammie and some fresh strawberries. :hi:

[taterguy]

2. How about a nice cup of STFU

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. Wait a second...

are you saying that you would like a cup of STFU, or you would like me to drink a cup of STFU?

I'd be happy to help you out here, but I'm not a mind reader.

Please be more specific with your request.

Thank you.

[NJmaverick]

5. 6 kittens for my bengal tiger

http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=13

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. That site is hilarious!

Just the few I read yesterday had me cracking up! :hi:

[Ohio Joe]

7. DOH! Too late

Really though, I would love a plate of spaghetti and meatballs... I love pasta...

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. Alright Joe....

You are a man after my own heart....for I too love pasta.

Here is a nice big plate for you, direct from Little Italy in NYC.

[Ohio Joe]

13. You are a god!

We had a guy out here in Columbus, he started an Italian restaurant that was absolute heaven, just like I was able to get back when I lived in Jersey (He was from LI). He went out of business. He kept being told there was too much garlic in his sauce... WTF? There is no such thing!

One day... I will go home, if only for the food :9

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. April 2008, NYC, Mulberry St...

I had a plate of Gnocchi that was so good, it almost made me cry!

And you are right...no such thing as too much garlic!

[mix]

8. how 'bout a Coors Light?

:puke:

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. I have a LaBatt's I can give you...

Would that be better?

[mix]

11. i want what the badger had

diarrhea and stupor

[LeftyFingerPop]

15. I'll see what I can do...

no promises though.

[arbusto_baboso]

12. How about a nice Flemish sour ale?

I prefer Duchesse de Bourgogne, but even a Rodenbach will do.

[LeftyFingerPop]

16. Here's a Rodenbach for you.

[arbusto_baboso]

19. Thanks muchly!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

17. peace and quiet dude....

give me a piece and I'll be quiet ;)

[LeftyFingerPop]

18. LOL!

Here's a nice piece of cake for you :)