Things not to say at Oscar Mayer's funeral.

[rug]

1. Nathan

[Ptah]

1. wienerschnitzel

[rug]

4. gesundheit

[arcadian]

2. "Who's going to smoke my bologna now?"

:cry:

[rug]

3. Sara Lee

[Richardo]

5. How do you spell his first name again?

[rug]

6. O-S-C-A-R

He was a mixed breed.

[Richardo]

8. What about his second name?

[rug]

9. Don't know. He growled whenever I asked it.

[bmbmd]

17. Well done.

Thanks.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=624815

[triguy46]

7. He bit the big one.

[704wipes]

10. He certainly relished every moment of life

nt

[Bertha Venation]

15. +1

Well put.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

11. thank god. I thought he'd never get off my buns.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

12. "Oscar's answering

to a higher power now."

[rcrush]

13. Without him what would japanese guys cram into their mouths by the hundreds in contests?

[Initech]

14. Where's the mustard?

[TheMightyFavog]

16. Hebrew National or Vienna Beef.

Hey, Kosher dogs are tastier than that Oscar Mayer crap.

[MissMillie]

22. "He's answering to a higher authority"?

:shrug:

[jgraz]

18. Myyyy... cadaver has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R

You know the rest.

[Jetboy]

19. Jackson beat him to the finish line...

by an ear

a nose

and a hair!!

[BurtWorm]

20. Where's the salami?

[BurtWorm]

21. I wonder if they have wienie roasts in hell...

[madinmaryland]

23. Keith Richards is still alive.