Half-naked motorist to cops pulled over while ‘driving commando’: I lost my pants

BridgeTheGap

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Wed Jul-08-09 12:00 PM
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Half-naked motorist to cops pulled over while ‘driving commando’: I lost my pants

RISING SUN, Md. - A Delaware man who claimed he lost his pants faces drunken driving charges after authorities say the deputy who pulled him over noticed he was in the buff below the waist.

A spokesman for Maryland's Cecil County Sheriff's Office said 41-year-old Jonathan Schultz "was driving commando" and only partially covered with a towel on his lap, though he was wearing a shirt.

Lt. Bernard Chiominto said Schultz was stopped Saturday near Rising Sun for going 69 mph in a 50-mph zone.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31795305/ns/us_news-weird_news?GT1=43001

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madinmaryland

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Wed Jul-08-09 12:08 PM
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1. The guy is from DELAWARE!

Edited on Wed Jul-08-09 12:08 PM by madinmaryland

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Orsino

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Wed Jul-08-09 01:13 PM
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3. Ask not for whom the freeway tolls.

It tolls for thy pants.

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hunter

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Wed Jul-08-09 12:57 PM
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2. Shit happens.

:yoiks:

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PaddyBlueEyes

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Wed Jul-08-09 01:40 PM
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4. we stopped a guy one time

who not only was "commando", but had his penis attached to the steering wheel..with various weights hanging off.. :wtf:

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jobycom

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Wed Jul-08-09 01:44 PM
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6. What did you stop him for? I mean, if I'm going to drive commando (and I'm not saying whether I have

or not), I'm going to be zealous about obeying traffic laws.

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PaddyBlueEyes

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Wed Jul-08-09 01:45 PM
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7. speeding...

Im guessing the weight hanging from his Johnson, was a bit uncomfortable....

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jobycom

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Wed Jul-08-09 01:43 PM
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5. "...the deputy smelled alcohol..."-- Now THERE'S a surprise!

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KamaAina

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Wed Jul-08-09 01:53 PM
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8. He kept pulling the gearshift, but nothing happened

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Mugu

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Wed Jul-08-09 01:59 PM
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9. Somebody has to say it.

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jobycom

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Wed Jul-08-09 02:00 PM
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10. I'm thinking less is more here.

:shrug:

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