They should give you one day a year where you can...

[LeftyFingerPop]

eat, drink, smoke and ingest anything you want without getting full or without any ill health effects.

Restaurants would be open 24 hours.

Wake at 5 am, shower, shave, and put a big freakin' bib on.

Smoke about a pound of weed, drink a couple of cases of beer.

Have a personal police escort down to the joint...eat a couple hundred chicken wings, blue cheese, more cold beer.

Now remember, you will not feel full or get sick....so you can chug down a bottle of whiskey before the next round.

Police escort to a fine restaurant.

Steak, lobster, scallops wrapped in fatty bacon.

Cake, cannoli, more chicken wings.

Smoke another pound of weed.....do about 20 shooters.

Police bring you to the NYC deli's. Eat about 15 deli sammies.

More chicken wings.

Case of beer.

Head on home...drink about 6 Bailey's and Brandy before bed time.

Wake up the next day, and see that you lost 7 pounds.

WOULD THAT BE SO WRONG?

[abq e streeter]

1. Amazing--we must've gone to college together

[Ikonoklast]

2. Were you following me around last weekend?

Kinda creepy, dude.

:scared:

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

3. Have you been talking to my husband?

You just described his life-long ambitions to a tee. I'm gonna have to kick your ass. :spank:

[Sanity Claws]

4. Isn't that called Thanksgiving?

You get to do all those things on Thanksgiving (assuming you have an easy going family) but feel sick and fat the next day. At least it's part of your wish.

[UndertheOcean]

5. no sex that day ?

[MissMillie]

6. works for me

I'd prefer to do that when I'm not over-fed and drunk

[BlueJazz]

7. LeftyFingerPop for President !!

:)

[MineralMan]

8. That's called your senior year in college, if I recall correctly.