What is your superpower?

[Fire Walk With Me]

[Xipe Totec]

1. to boldly split infinitives, where no infinitives were splat before n/t

[CrownPrinceBandar]

2. Stultifying boredom...........

and as a result, invisibility.

[Deja Q]

3. Turning computers on with a single stroke of my finger...

I wish people were just as easy...

:spray:

[JTG of the PRB]

4. The ability to think up lots of great writing ideas and not finish a single one.

Is that a "super" power? It's super something, I know that for sure...

[bluedigger]

5. I can bring lines to a screaching halt!

Grocery checkouts, bank tellars, the post office, toll booths, traffic jams.

You name it, and once I choose a lane and enter the line, time stops.

It's a gift!


:grr: :shrug:

[madinmaryland]

6. IBTL!!

:evilgrin:

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

7. I'm Known For An Amazing Ability To Cause People's Knees To Uncontrollably Jerk.

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Don't forget the twitching eyes.

[omega minimo]

14. and the

:puke:

[Midlodemocrat]

15. Well, I don't feel that way. I was kidding him.

[omega minimo]

18. .

:spray:

[Tangerine LaBamba]

8. I can annoy anyone ............

Watch............

[petronius]

9. No, I'm really not seeing it ... I'll give it another minute ... no, nothi- OH MY GOD!

That is so damn irritating; what the hell!!11??!?1??!

:grr:

[Tangerine LaBamba]

10. You don't like it,

put me on Ignore.

Punk ............................


(See?)

[petronius]

13. Who said that?

:shrug:



:)

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Fire Walk With Me has agreed to be my sockpuppet. That took some serious doing.

[Fire Walk With Me]

27. Now you owe me extra for letting everyone know I'm easy.

[ElboRuum]

16. I can divide by zero.

I can't tell you what the result is, however, it causes mere mortals to go instantly insane.

[LiberalEsto]

17. I can attract mosquitos

just by breathing!

[triguy46]

19. I'm a black belt in...

Rex-kwan-do. Bow to your sensei!

[cloudbase]

20. I can get cats to ignore me

without even trying.

[Swede]

21. I'm faster than a tall building.

:shrug:

[Moondog]

22. The ability to cause otherwise rational adult women to conclude

that I can be saved from myself.

[deucemagnet]

23. I have the power to kill threads with a single post.

Just watch!

[eyepaddle]

24. Really?

Are you sure?

[deucemagnet]

26. Too late!

It was almost on page three before it was kicked!

[cherish44]

25. I can find stuff my daughter has lost. Stuff she says she's looked for EVERYWHERE!

Usually takes me less than 30 seconds. Funny when I was married to her dad I had that superpower with his lost stuff too.

[reyd reid reed]

28. I'm a mom...

my superpowers are infinite.

:P