"Don't cry for me, Appalachia / The truth is I never hiked you..."

[Bucky]

from some chick on TPMCafe Blogs:

It won't be easy, you'll think it strange
When I try to explain where I was
and I still need more time to come up with a lie

You won't believe it
All you will think is I had an affair
and so I should just tell the truth
Although it is making me cry

I had to see Maria, I had to go
Couldn't stay one more day with my wife
Putting up with her anger, getting nothing but glares

So I chose freedom
Running around, flying secretly too
Neglecting my family and state
To go be with someone who cares

Chorus:

Don't cry for me Appalachia
The truth is I never hiked you
I skipped the wildflowers
Forgot the backpack
I brought my passport
And several condoms

Don't cry for me Appalachia...

(breaks off, in tears)

Have I said too much?
There's nothing more I can think of to say to you
But all you have to do is look at me to know
That every word is true