Video: Doofus takes a bottle rocket to the crotch, soon realizes his mistake

[Amerigo Vespucci]

http://nothingtoxic.com/media/1245804332/Firework_Nutshot_Turns_Out_to_be_a_Bad_Idea

:eyes:

[HopeHoops]

1. My favorite was the idiot who lit one that was stuck up his ass.

Burned the hell out of his balls. Then he really lived up to the term "numb nuts".

[Amerigo Vespucci]

2. Even in a recession, there is no shortage of "idiot points fireworks at privates" videos.

:rofl:

:toast:

[HopeHoops]

3. Yeah, there was a moron from Georgia (I think) who used a bullet in place of a fuse.

One of the fuses blew out in his pickup, so he wedged a bullet into the fuse holder to bridge the gap. Funny thing, but electricity makes things get hot and powder likes to explode when it is hot. He was driving down the road and it fired and shot off one of his balls. In the spirit of Darwin, it should have taken BOTH balls out!

[Moondog]

4. I remember reading about that one! The nimrod put a .22 cartridge into the fuse holder ....

[arcadian]

5. There is a youtube of a girl shooting one out of her ass too.

And she's pretty hot.

[MajorChode]

7. Even more so after it went off apparently

[arcadian]

8. Exactly. Apparently there is a cottage industry for video

of people shooting bottlerockets out of their asses.

[Xipe Totec]

10. Talk about heat rash... n/t

[KamaAina]

6. You do NOT have to die to receive a Darwin Award

merely removing yourself from the gene pool will suffice.

edit: "gene poll"? :dunce:

[jmowreader]

9. Funniest part: he had help!

Although I think they started taping that too late...you know that in the seconds before the camera started rolling, someone said "Hey, y'all, watch this!"

[sarge43]

11. Well, he's stupid enough to be a future governor of South Carolina. n/t

[JVS]

12. WHAT THE HOLY SHIT ASS DAMNED FUCK WAS HE THINKING?

[HopeHoops]

13. Thinking???

I don't think that was applicable in this particular case.

[sarge43]

14. If a thought tried to across that mind{sic}, it would die of thirst on the way. n/t