You know what would make golf more entertaining?

[Initech]

Riots.

Sorry even watching the highlights on ESPN is sleep-inducing. :hide:

[Tangerine LaBamba]

1. Flaming balls

Not on the golfers, though.

Wait.............

[Initech]

3. Actually setting the balls on fire would make it slightly more entertaining.

Not on the golfers.


Um....... yeah.

[Forkboy]

8. LOL

:)

[Dr. Strange]

2. Little-known fact:

when Klingons play golf, they use their testicles as the balls.

[LostInAnomie]

11. They either have EXTREMELY long and stretchable scrotums...

... or you are making that up.

I like to think it's the scrotum thing.

[kentauros]

4. I've always thought that handgrenades instead of the golfballs

would be the best way to "play" the game.


The coolest form of "golf" though is midnight disc-golf on the campus of your local university/college :D

[Kali]

5. somebody sent me what must be a clip from a lame "redneck" Candid Camera type tee vee show

it featured a bunch of golfers at a shooting range and this guy sneaking up beside them with a shot gun and firing at their balls like he was skeet shooting. I have to admit I laughed. And said "that would make golf more interesting."

[pokerfan]

6. Each player downs a shot before each hole

And all the players are mic'd.

[madeline_con]

7. More hecklers? n/t

[RoyGBiv]

9. Full Contact Golf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWWGILksGj4

[seaker]

10. Cheerleaders and a marching band

[krispos42]

12. Land mines.

"5th Hole
Par 4, 360 yards
Bunkers left, minefield right"

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

16. beat me to it

I am all for that

[RandomThoughts]

13. If it had lots of songs or as a musical :)

[HopeHoops]

14. Nudity - LOTS of nudity.

Coed naked golf. That would be worth watching.

[raccoon]

15. If they played naked? nt