Have you ever sneezed so hard

[kentauros]

such that all the little bits of food not yet flossed out end up in your tissue or handkercheif? :o

[Tangerine LaBamba]

1. Oh, sure ...........

That's routine around here.

I know a woman who sneezed so hard, she ruptured a disc in her lower back..............

[kentauros]

2. AAAAaaa!

I don't even want to think about that! :o
Sciatic was bad enough...

[Tangerine LaBamba]

3. An orthopedist told me

that it's very common for teachers to pop discs in their lower back.

How?

Stepping on pencils.

Yeah, our lower backs are that delicate..........................

[travelingtypist]

4. I sneeze that hard regularly.

Loud, too. When I worked in an office, I used to scare people.
Sounded like a gunshot.