Why?

[LaraMN]

[mainegreen]

1. Easy to clean?

[cherish44]

2. He looks like he has a giant boob grown out of his torso

and he's damn proud of it!

[HopeHoops]

3. Is that right before he went into labor?

I mean shit, my WIFE never got that big with ANY of our three daughters! He needs an emergency C-section to get that alien out of there!

Fuck - now I'm not going to be able to get that image out of my head all day.

[LaraMN]

4. You guys are a bunch of three judgers!

Ignore.


:P

[Kali]

5. summer wear?

hey it's less revealing than some of the teens I've seen!

[suninvited]

6. That would be the equivalent

of cutting out the ends of your shoes when they got too small for you.

[merh]

7. I worked for an old carny guy that had to do that.

In his youth he was a high wire walker and an acrobat - his feet were very distorted, he couldn't find shoes to fit or that he could stand to wear. He solved the problem by cutting away the parts of the shoes that rubbed his feet and caused him pain or discomfort.

[merh]

8. Maybe its a religious thing?

:shrug:

[Swede]

9. Dance like no one is watching.

This guy probably does that too.

[mcctatas]

10. Some men are very proud of their bellies (at least up WI way :P )

I worked with an old duffer who called his "The Monument to the Dead Guy Below"

[Heidi]

13. That's like the bald boss I had who had a cap that said,

"Solar panel for a sex machine."

[Heidi]

11. He's obviously a free spirit, unbeholden to fashion conventions.

What's not to love?

[LaraMN]

14. There is that!

He probably IS enjoying himself more than the girl in the stilettos and corset-like girdle who can't move...

[EastTennesseeDem]

12. That's one hell of a bee sting.

[Heidi]

15. Or one hell of an "outsy." (nt)

[Bucky]

16. Maybe he needed the extra denim swatch to cover his big ass flap in the back

Why aren't the ladies turned on by this?

[Heidi]

17. We're not? (nt)