Bacon flowchart

[A HERETIC I AM]

[madinmaryland]

1. Classic!!

:rofl:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

2. mmm bacon

[csziggy]

3. Damn, now I want to cook bacon!

But it is for tomorrow and I'd wake up my husband. This is not fair!

[pokerfan]

4. You wanna know how good bacon is?

To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon!
(Jim Gaffigan)

[libodem]

5. That makes my day

Thanks.

[lizerdbits]

6. I have that in my cube at work

I think that as a woman I should change 'pants' to 'shirt' or at least add it.

[Symarip]

7. Hooray

Hooray for bacon.

[Inchworm]

8. Are you wearing pants?

:rofl:

:thumbsup:

[A HERETIC I AM]

11. I never wear pants when cooking bacon.

I consider it "kitchen sport".

Dodge the flying, 200 degree hot stuff.

[EastTennesseeDem]

13. Careful you don't get hot bacon grease all over your

shins.

[A HERETIC I AM]

21. I wear socks.

Black, knee high dress socks and sandals.

And a smile.

The only other thing I have on is the front burner.

[mainegreen]

9. Hooray for bacon!

[petronius]

10. Brilliant! You've just solved my 'what's for breakfast dilemma'

Although I'm ashamed to admit that it even was a dilemma with bacon in the fridge...

:9

[arbusto_baboso]

12. Ah, Bacon, nectar of the Gods!

I'd eat my own head if it tasted like bacon.

[Swede]

14. It's like candy,but it's meat!

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

[cherish44]

15. Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookies For ALL

Enjoy :)

[MineralMan]

16. Many years ago, when I worked in a cubicle, I used

to cook bacon on paper towels in the break room microwave and bring it back to my cubicle. It drove everyone crazy. Then, everyone started cooking bacon on their breaks. The office manager finally had to remove the microwave...the whole office smelled like a Waffle House.

[mainegreen]

18. ...

:rofl:

[MineralMan]

20. Morning!

[Catshrink]

17. I'm worse than this....

I buy the precooked stuff and just nuke it for 20-30 seconds until it's the desired amount of crispness. (I put it on a paper towel to absorb the grease then blot it after to get more grease off.) I then use it in a salad or in an omelet. Why do I do this? I hate the grease part, the lingering smell in the house, and damn it! it's faster.

[Catshrink]

19. Top 10 Bacon Quotes from Homer Simpson

Top 10 Bacon Quotes from Homer Simpson
March 12, 2008 by Naseem

“(Lisa) “I’m going to become a vegetarian” (Homer) “Does that mean you’re not going to eat any pork?” “Yes” “Bacon?” “Yes Dad” Ham?” “Dad all those meats come from the same animal” “Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!”"

“Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.”

“When you’re in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon.”

“Is it Bacon Day?”

“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.”

“Not again! First you took away my Philly Fudgesteak. And then my Bacon Balls. Then my Whatchamachicken. You monster!”

Homer: I’ll have the smiley face breakfast special. Uhh, but could you add a bacon nose? Plus bacon hair, bacon mustache, five o’clock shadow made of bacon bits and a bacon body.
Waitress: How about I just shove a pig down your throat?
(Homer looks excited)
Waitress: I was kidding.
Homer: Fine, but the bacon man lives in a bacon house!
Waitress: No he doesn’t!

“ You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I’m having that right now… Ooh, bacon!”

“Mmm … bacon”

“Mmm … unexplained bacon”


http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/funny-bacon/top-10-bacon-quotes-from-homer-simpson/


Oh, and another one:

Homer on Bacon

Following is a great quote from The Simpson's that I was reminded of today:

Homer: So you think you know better than this family, eh? Well as long as you're in my house you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! So butter your bacon!

Bart: Yes father.

Lisa: Mom, dad, my spiritual quest is over!

Homer: Hold that thought... Bacon up that sausage, boy!

Bart: But dad, my heart hurts!

http://www.baconunwrapped.com/2005/10/homer-on-bacon.html

[GoddessOfGuinness]

22. I love bacon; but it makes my gums hurt.

You eat it, I'll smell it.