Unnerving House-Showing Experience

[NJCher]

This happened in the next town over from me, where I lived for 21 years. It amazes me that this woman would let a relative stranger alone in her backyard for any length of time.

House Hunter Gets Naked In Jacuzzi
Thursday, June 18, 2009

Putting your house up for sale is stressful enough, then you have to deal with strangers traipsing through your home. Montclair (NJ) Police report how one visitor came back for a second look - at the owner, not the house.

On June 15, a man knocked on the door of an Upper Mountain home that is for sale. The owner recognized the man from an open house, so when he asked to take another look at the jacuzzi and pool, the owner let him in and left him in the backyard.

Ten minutes passed. The owner tells police he went to check on the visitor, whom he found in the jacuzzi, naked, and masturbating. The visitor looked at the owner and said "I've been fantasizing about you since the first time I saw you."

The man then jumped out of the jacuzzi into the pool and said "ooh, it's so cold" and continued masturbating.

When the owner asked him to leave, he emerged from the pool, grabbed his clothes, and ran from the yard, buck naked.

The intruder is a white man in his mid-thirties, 5'7", 175 pounds. He has brown eyes, brown hair thinning at the front, a hairy chest and a good tan. The owner of the home says he'll have no problem identifying the suspect. This case - filed under "Suspicious Activity" - will most likely bring charges of criminal trespass and lewdness, says Lt. James Carlucci. Call Detective Ray Gulbin at 973-509-4739 with any information.

From Montclair's Barista blog:

http://www.baristanet.com/2009/06/house_hunter_gets_naked_in_jac.php#more



Cher

[latebloomer]

1. Ha ha !

That's my town!

:hi:

[NJCher]

5. Hi latebloomer

Can you believe this nutcase?


Cher

[latebloomer]

7. Hi Cher!

Huh, that's interesting, the owner was a guy. I guess I just assumed it was a woman.

[rug]

2. Well, it is a buyer's market.

[no name no slogan]

3. Oh, sorry. Was I not supposed to do that?

[latebloomer]

4. Why not?

Women find it so appealing! :D

[suninvited]

6. After jumping in that cold pool

you would have thought that he would have had trouble continuing.

[NJmaverick]

8. Did they have a sketch artist do a full rendering?

:P

[LaurenG]

9. I can only say

:wow: that took a lot of ...




























nerve! :hi: NJCher

[Arugula Latte]

10. What a whack job.

:hide:

[PhiBetaCretin1]

11. That is totally

WHACK!


 
 
 
 
:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

12. Ya gotta hand it to him...

wait he handed it to himself.

Never mind.