A Contemporary Tennessee Ditty

[MineralMan]

Nashville Aides
(with apologies to the Lovin' Spoonful)

{Refrain}
Nashville Aides, They's white as mountain snow.
Nashville Aides, They's dumb as ary rock.
Nashville Aides, been stupid since they's babies.
Nashville Aides, Send mail before you know.


Well, there's thirteen hundred and fifty two
Senate aides down in Nashville,
And they can send more mail than the number of ants
On a Tennessee anthill.
Yeah, there's thirteen hundred and fifty two
Senate aides in Nashville,
And any one can forward racist mail
Twice as better than I will.

Yeah, she was just so dumb, you might say she was a
Secretarial proverbial pot pie.
When she saw this funny picture out on the tubes
And it made her laugh so.
And the place that sent it to her told her
Forward it if you will.
So she put it in Outlook and added some names
And she said, sure I will.

And it was
Nashville Aides, They's white as mountain snow.
Nashville Aides, They's dumb as ary rock.
Nashville Aides, been stupid since they's babies.
Nashville Aides, Send mail before you know.


Well, there's sixteen thousand eight hundred twenty one
Racists in Nashville.
All their friends tell jokes 'bout them black folks
Until they've had their fill.
Because it's customary and the way it's done
By racists in Nashville.
And I sure am glad I got a chance to say a word about
The racist mother-humpers from Nashville.

And they's all
Nashville Aides, They's white as mountain snow.
Nashville Aides, They's dumb as ary rock.
Nashville Aides, been stupid since they's babies.
Nashville Aides, Send mail before you know.