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kaiden Donating Member (811 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-13-09 09:31 PM
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So I buy two angora goats and my husband leaves me.
You decide -- the hoofstock or the husband?
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-13-09 09:33 PM
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1. I say split the difference and go for animal husbandry.
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-13-09 09:33 PM
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2. Goats, hands down
Signed, the yarn spinner/knitter

:)
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-13-09 09:35 PM
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3. Let's not be hasty
She should ruminate on it first.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-13-09 09:36 PM
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4. Don't be a butt.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-13-09 09:37 PM
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5. You seem a bit gruff this evening yourself
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-13-09 09:38 PM
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6. No, just horny.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-13-09 09:58 PM
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10. Then it behooves you to get away from DU for a while
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-13-09 09:59 PM
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11. Bah!
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kaiden Donating Member (811 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-13-09 10:00 PM
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12. OMG! Isn't knitting great? I hope to spin someday!
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-13-09 11:10 PM
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14. Knitting and spinning rock!
A wonderful DUer gave me my wheel. I love spinning...but knitting too. It's all good. :)
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-13-09 09:39 PM
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7. At least you can knit yourself a body pillow.
:hug:
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-13-09 09:44 PM
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8. which smells better? the husband or the goats?
Go with the one who smells better.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-13-09 09:48 PM
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9. I'm reminded of this.
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kaiden Donating Member (811 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-13-09 10:03 PM
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13. To all of you, a hearty . . .
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-13-09 11:14 PM
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15. Two new goats.. or the same old goat...
not a hard decision, really...


:hide:

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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-14-09 12:18 AM
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16. The goats will mow your lawn without you having to nag.
And an angora comforter won't snore.
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rrneck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-14-09 01:32 AM
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17. The goat's been done already.
Edited on Sun Jun-14-09 01:33 AM by rrneck
Make art with the husband. :)

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