Jonathan Edwards for Vice President!

[BurtWorm]

[mot78]

1. He's too secular...better go with George Whitfield

Can't alienate those Bible Belt votes, eh?

[GainesT1958]

2. Good pick, but wouldn't...

ANTHONY Edwards be a bit more current? :eyes:

B-)

[rucky]

3. He looks like the Breck Girl!

[kmla]

4. Or... How about Jonathan Edwards?

"Sunshine, go away today, don't feel much like dancin'..."

[mac56]

6. "He can't even run his own life..

I'll be damned if he'll run mine."

Sound like any elected official you can name?

[BurtWorm]

7. Talk about someone looking like the Breck girl!

:o

[ET Awful]

10. LOL great minds think alike? :)

[MaineDem]

5. Fill it, light it, shut up, and close the door

Ohhh, THAT Jonathan Edwards!

[ET Awful]

8. I thought you meant Jonathan Edwards :)

Sunshine go away today, I don't feel much like dancing
Some man's come he's trying to run my life, don't know what he's asking
When he tells me I better get in line, can't hear what he's saying
When I grow up, I'm gonna make him mine, these ain't dues I been paying

How much does it cost?
I'll buy it!
The time is all we've lost
I'll try it!
He can't even run his own life,
I'll be damned if he'll run mine--sunshine...

Sunshine, go away today, I don't feel much like dancing
Some man's come he's trying to run my life, don't know what he's asking
Working starts to make me wonder where fruits of what I do are going
When he says in love and war all is fair, he's got cards he ain't showing

How much does it cost?
I'll buy it!
The time is all we've lost--I'll try it!
He can't even run his own life,
I'll be damned if he'll run mine--sunshine...

Sunshine, come on back another day,
I promise you I'll be singing
This old world, she's gonna turn around,
brand new bells will be ringing

[BurtWorm]

9. He's too much of a downer.

The other one will pick up votes in the Bible Belt. He'll scare people into voting for the ticket.