OK, listen, you know all those threads...

[LeftyFingerPop]

*burp*

[Dystopian]

1. .....

got me! And you didn't excuse yourself....
*sigh*


peace~

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. 'scuse me.

And, how are you?

Have you been reading the lounge?

How is your puppy?

:hug:

[Dystopian]

11. ; )

I'm fine...You?
I've been reading a bit...
And my puppy is awesome! I gave her a huge marrow bone...and she buried it!
I gave her a Wendy's burger...and she buried it!
She found a dead rat in the bushes and put it down when I told her to! I then put a box over the dead rat and gave my son some rubber gloves, etc.....but he didn't bury it!
I've got a great life! You asked...;-)

Have a sweet night...:hug:



peace~

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. You do have a good life!

I'm doing good...

I think :)

:loveya:

[rug]

2. That's incoherent.

;-)

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. I know...but I can't help it if I'm gassy.

[HopeHoops]

3. Ptttthhhhhh

:hurts:

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. I don't know what to say.

Someone finally rendered me speechless.

[HopeHoops]

7. Ah, I'm back. I feel much more human now. Did I miss anything?

Wait, I better make sure I flushed! brb.

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. OK...I'll wait for you.

[HopeHoops]

10. "Call Roto-Rooter, that's the name..."

"...and away go troubles down the drain. Roto-ROOTer!"

How's THAT for a fucking earworm?

[siligut]

9. Reading and disbelieving.

This too will pass.:hi: :loveya: :hug:

[LeftyFingerPop]

15. I sure hope so...

:hi: :loveya:

[HopeHoops]

12. "The Poison Gas" scene from "Murder By Death"

Detective woman: "Wait, I smell gas."

Her old nurse: "I'm sorry, I'm an old woman."

Detective woman: "No, no, the poisonous kind."

Her old nurse: "Well sometimes mine IS!"

[azmouse]

13. Burping is soooo last year...

[DarkTirade]

16. Locking.

Bodily function thread. :P