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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-03-09 04:17 PM
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My urologist's name is Dick.
Honestly. :rofl:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-03-09 04:20 PM
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1. Let me guess. The same medical group has a gynecologist named Mike.
You know, Dr. Mike Hunt? :evilgrin:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-03-09 04:22 PM
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4. Dude!
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-03-09 04:20 PM
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2. I had my first pelvic exam done by...
Dr. Finger! I kid you not :P
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 08:41 AM
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17. Dr. LeftyFingerPop??
:wtf:

:scared:

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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 08:52 AM
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18. I was delivered by a doctor whose name was Dr. I.O. Silver
I kid you not
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-03-09 04:21 PM
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3. Was he number one in his class at medical school?
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-03-09 10:04 PM
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7. bwahahaha
:rofl:
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-03-09 04:51 PM
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5. Time for some jokes about 'three-handed' urologists...nt
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-03-09 04:56 PM
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6. Hmm. I went to a Chiroprator named Dr. Reefer!
:smoke:

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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-03-09 10:06 PM
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8. There was a urologist in my area whose vanity plate was this:


(no lie!) :hi:
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-03-09 10:08 PM
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9. Is that like a proctologist with the license plate ASS MAN? [/Seinfeld reference]
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-03-09 10:11 PM
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10. There is a Dr. Chopp, an urologist in Austin, TX.
His first name? Richard. :7
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-03-09 10:20 PM
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11. My podiatrist is Dr. Footer.
I kid you not.

well-known podiatrist in this area.
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 04:30 AM
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12.  When I was a kid I once went to a dentist whose name was
Dr. Groaner.

Turned out it was an appropriate name.


mark
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 05:27 AM
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13. My urologist is a pretty Korean woman
honestly.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 09:44 AM
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21. Lucky bastard.
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 09:56 AM
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24. with a good sense of humor
she was new to the practice and when i called to make an appointment, they told me I could wait 4 weeks to see Drs. X, Y & Z, or you could see our new doctor, Dr. Rhee, in 2 weeks. Had no idea if the doctor was male or female, so I said Dr. Rhee was fine.

She even joked when she went to do the prostate exam that she had small hands, so it wouldn't be too bad for me.

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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 07:20 AM
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14. I once visited a urologist named Dr. Hand
And I had an ER doctor named Dr. Payne.


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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 08:28 AM
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15. LOL, wut?
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 09:46 AM
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22. Dr. Richard Handleman
:rofl:
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Rambis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 08:30 AM
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16. I had a med student examin me once name Dr. Doolittle
brutal!
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insanity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 09:05 AM
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19. My oral suregon was Dr. Savage who shared his practice with Dr. Slaughter
Which is why our insurance company probably picked them.
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 12:51 PM
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26. When I was a teen and driving there was this well known female cop
called Miss.Bacon. She pulled me over a few times but the first time this buddy of mine said...Hey Miss Bacon! How you doing Miss Bacon? I was like, DUDE! shut up!! ...then i eventually saw her name tag and saw it said "Bacon"

OT..she was a really cool cop..5 of us were playing hooky and she busted us walking down the street.she loaded us all up and took us back to school in her squad car. She was really neat.
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 09:10 AM
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20. Animal control officer: Duck. Seriesly. n/t
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VaYallaDawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 09:48 AM
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23. About 10 yrs ago here in VA, there was a primary election
between a man named Dix and another named Cox.

So, you had your choice.
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timtom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 12:44 PM
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25. My wife had a gynecologist several years ago
named Dr. Feely.
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mnhtnbb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 01:23 PM
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27. There was a proctologist where we used to live with a license plate
URANUS.

:rofl:

Saw it with my own eyes in the MD parking lot at the hospital.
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