My wife sent me a link to a page I think is a threat.

[mainegreen]

http://doecdoe.blogspot.com/2009/05/menin-belted-sweaters.html

I think she's threatening to make me one, and then force me to wear it.

Seriously.

:cry:

[bicentennial_baby]

1. Gotta love knitters!

:rofl:

[mainegreen]

4. I barely avoided disaster during her turtleneck phase.

x(

[Arkansas Granny]

2. You should absolutely refuse to do it, unless she gets you one of those hats to wear with it.

[mainegreen]

3. The only way I'll wear that is if I do get a hat too.

And a cane.

[Arkansas Granny]

11. A cane, you say. Have I got a deal for you.

It has a flashlight in the handle, an audible alarm and a flashing light to help locate you if you get lost in the dark. You want to hold out for quality.

[mainegreen]

12. Throw in a GPS and I'm sold!

:D

[crim son]

5. I think your wife is magnificent!

:D

[mainegreen]

7. I'm scared dammit!

:cry:

[crim son]

16. Oh come on.

Buck up! Are you not Da Man? :rofl:

[mainegreen]

17. Possibly soon to be 'Da Man in Da Sweater'

Also to be known locally as 'SweaterDude'.

[Sanity Claws]

6. You'll have to grow a mustache

to go with the sweater. It looks very 1970s so cocaine might be de rigeur.

[mainegreen]

10. And evidently increase the weight of my hairdo by about 10 lbs.

x(

[Sanity Claws]

8. Dup

[Sanity Claws]

9. Dup

[redwitch]

13. I'm starting an underground railroad for guys like you.

Series! No one should have to wear anything that ugly.

[mainegreen]

14. I'm afraid she'd make me some special railroad clothes to travel in.

:D

[redwitch]

15. Quick! Hide the knitting needles!

Ya gotta stand up and take charge of your wardrobe son!

[Dogtown]

18. Hold out for elbow patches

Buy a pipe.

Oh, and you need a doodad to stick in the hat. An old tie-pin or something.


Sweet!

[mainegreen]

19. Dont say that. Seriously. She has a thing about elbow patches.

I've got two elbow patch sweaters already.

AND a pipe.

but the pipe is cool.

[Dogtown]

20. Wear it to go out alone

Claim the big kids beat you up & took it.

[graywarrior]

21. You're better off wearing duct tape.

Although that yellow one....phew...and the hat.