LEG CRAMP!!!!!!

[BarenakedLady]

FUUUUUUURRRRRFFIGGNOOOGGIN...that hurt.

I must be getting old, all I did was "criss-cross applesauce" (Indian-style probably isn't pc) my legs under my laptop and got a thigh cramp.

:cry:

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. Had one this morning...right calf...

Ouch!

stretch it out!

[BarenakedLady]

3. I used to get those a lot

Especially when I was preggers. Yowwwch.

[GOPisEvil]

2. A thigh cramp?

Well, uh, that could be interesting to work out.

O8)

[BarenakedLady]

5. It could be...

But the only others around me are my kitties and their claws would just make it worse.

:cry:

[GOPisEvil]

6. How sad...

...for us both.

:hug:

[BarenakedLady]

8. Let's have a good cry.

:cry: :hug:

[GOPisEvil]

12. I'd rather have a good...

:spank:

;)

[BarenakedLady]

14. Wouldn't we all, my friend....wouldn't we all...

*sigh*

[GOPisEvil]

15. *le sigh*

[Inchworm]

4. Step into my office

:hug:

[BarenakedLady]

9. I'm not falling for that trick again.

I already TOLD you that.

:P

[flvegan]

7. Behave, flvegan. Behave.

[BarenakedLady]

10. But it really, REALLY hurts!

O8)

[flvegan]

11. Want I should...kiss your thigh better?

The thighs have large muscles and it may take many kisses over a an expanded area.

[BarenakedLady]

13. Way to behave!

:woohoo:

[flvegan]

19. .

I had such a good (bad) response, but I just can't bring myself to post it. So dirty, so bad.

Bad, flvegan. BAD!

[BarenakedLady]

22. Need spanked?

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[flvegan]

23. Not if I were there kissing your thighs I wouldn't.

Okay, that was bad.

[BarenakedLady]

25. Meh.

I was leaning towards good, but I'm probably biased.

:dilemma:

[flvegan]

26. I'd hope to not

get TOO distracted going from thigh to thigh. While I was between thighs? While...wait, what?

I've forgotten the original point of this thread. Where am I?

[BarenakedLady]

27. Did you say something?

I got distracted

What day is it?

[flvegan]

28. You may have misunderstood what I said

as my mouth may have been otherwise busy. I apologize.

[BarenakedLady]

29. Shhhhhh

Stop talking...

Carry on.

[flvegan]

30. Awwww, dammit.

I was just about to mouth the alphabet. Always been a winner, I've found.

[DarkTirade]

16. Awww.

BTW, I had your register today, I saw the pretty picture you left. :)

[BarenakedLady]

18. LoL.

Did you see the bunny?

:rofl:

I so wanted to add more, but thought it best to stay clean.

[DarkTirade]

20. Yeah, I saw the bunny. And the flower. And the bee. And the dragonfly.

:)

[BarenakedLady]

24. hey there was a bird and a sun too!

I also flirted with the idea of burying a skeleton underneath it all but resisted.

[DarkTirade]

31. Wait, so you had the birds and the bees represented?

And you were worried about the bunny? :P

[BeachBaby]

17. Bananas!

Eat one every day. The potassium will rid you of any further nasty cramps. :hug:

[BarenakedLady]

21. Oddly enough

I ate one this morning the first time in a long time.

Mmmmmmm bananas

[Zavulon]

32. Personally, I find that leg cramps can be cured by

pressing your heel (and only your heel) of the affected leg onto the floor as hard as you can.

Hope it works for you.

[NJmaverick]

33. Try some Yoga

that should help

[RebelOne]

34. I get them in my calves when I'm sleeping.

Then, half asleep, I have to get up and jump up and down to work the cramp out. Then I'll lie back down when I think it is gone and it comes back.

[plcdude]

35. not enough

orgasms. have more that will take care of those muscle cramps