** Official Lounge Census 2009 **

[charlie and algernon]

Please provide the following information

Full Name

Date of Birth

Current Address

Social Security Number

Driving License Number



there is a $4 charge, so please provide your credit card number along with your PIN.


Thank you.


All Participants will recieve a complimentary Shamwow. :-)

[mainegreen]

1. k

Full Name: Bilbo DoucheBaggins

Date of Birth: 1/1/1 (bleev it!)

Current Address: Yo mama's underwear drawer.

Social Security Number: 007

Driving License Number: 5319009 (TEEHEE)

Card: 333-33333-3-3-333-3-3-3-3-3
PIN: Ouch

[charlie and algernon]

2. thank you very much

please ignore any extra charges you find, we're simply "testing" our system.

[Broken_Hero]

3. Okay,

Please provide the following information

Full Name: Johnny Wishbone....

Date of Birth:In a galaxy far far away

Current Address: P.O box Fortress of Solitude 1

Social Security Number:1-2-3-4-5(amazing, I got the same combination on my luggage!)

Driving License Number: We Brake For No One



there is a $4 charge, so please provide your credit card number along with your PIN: My pin, coincidently is 1-2-3-4-5, my CC is a Krypton Issue Master Card.

[charlie and algernon]

4. Thank you very much

*runs off to change luggage combination*

[tabbycat31]

5. here ya go

Full Name Bite Me

Date of Birth 1/1/11

Current Address 1600 Pennsylvania Ave

Social Security Number 123-45-6789

Driving License Number XXXX

[flvegan]

6. Absolutely.

Full Name: Suckit Trebek

Date of Birth: Genesis has no date

Current Address: Large. It's both where and how I live, yo.

Social Security Number: They were afraid to give me one.

Driving License Number: Ditto.

I don't have/need credit cards. I say "gimme" and I gets. End of story.

[madinmaryland]

7. Here ya go

Dick Hertz.

6/9/69

69 Hard Iron Drive.

696-96-6969

6969-696969-69

[flvegan]

8. I would have sworn your PIN would have been 44-6.

:hide:

[Pacifist Patriot]

9. Fair enough

Full Name: Bubbles LaFleur

Date of Birth: September 31, 1989

Current Address: 34D Brassiere Lane

Social Security Number: 328 63 3833

Driving License Number: 34-24-34

3424 0000 3424 0034
PIN: 2662

[AmyDeLune]

10. *FREE* Shamwow?!!1!!

How can I pass that up!?!/1! :P

Full Name: Romanadvoratrelundar

Date of Birth: November 16 1853

Current Address: Transdimensionally Displaced Homeless Wanderer

Social Security Number: 01011001-01100101-01110011

Driving License Number: 010101000100000101010010010001000100100101010011



there is a $4 charge, so please provide your credit card number: 0011 0001 0011 0010
along with your PIN: Retinal Scan Only...

[Tuesday Afternoon]

11. ok

Full Name: Jenny Wine

Date of Birth: 06/06/06

Current Address: Hell

Social Security Number: 069-69-6969

Driving License Number: broom.

Do NOT bother with me with puny banalities like such shit as this.......

there is a $4 charge, so please provide your credit card number along with your PIN.

[charlie and algernon]

12. hmm, your social security number seems awfully close to madinmaryland's

How can we trust that this is a legit number?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

14. close but no cookies.........

[ScreamingMeemie]

16. Hey we share a birthday! Only you are 64 years older than me.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

17. oh hon---

Bless you my child....

I did not put what century, did I ?

0006...sorry about that ;)

[Lyric]

13. The Census is very important.

Full Name: 서정시

Date of Birth: Grilled Cheese

Current Address: Niiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Social Security Number: ιδιωτικός

Driving License Number: 私はバスに乗る。

Credit Card Number: 01001000011000010110100001100001

PIN: O-U-8-1-2-I-C

[ScreamingMeemie]

15. Thanks, but I already bought the big box of Shamwows, for reals even.

I love them.

[carlyhippy]

18. I want a purple shamwow, please....autographed by Vince

Please provide the following information

Full Name: Dutchess Carla Van Zandt of West Lichenstein

Date of Birth 1/1/1960 AD

Current Address 5 miles past the end of the earth

Social Security Number I am not socially secure....but I do have an official Monkees fan club card if you need a copy.

Driving License Number: I need a license to drive?!



I have no credit cards, do you take old poker chips from Las Vegas?

[charlie and algernon]

19. Well, he said he'd gladly autograph your shamwow under one condition

you have to promise not to bite his tongue.

[carlyhippy]

20. done! haha n/t