ACK!! Toyota Camry Outside My Office - Plate Says: "JESUS1"

[matcom]

i SHIT YOU NOT! who knew that the son of God preferred the Toyota Camry over say, the Ford Taurus! :shrug:

anyhoo what do you think it means?

JESUS1 - to distinguish his Toyota from his other cars?
JESUS WON?
or could this be the first car bought by a Mexian family somewhere in town?

:bounce:

[Fenris]

1. JESUS WON, GET OVER IT, SATAN

SATAN1 would make an excellent license plate.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. No way..Jesus drives a PRIUS

[Fenris]

9. Cars are material

Jesus walks everywhere, and without shoes. Naked.

[CO Liberal]

11. Actually....

I think Jesus would drive a 15-passenger van. He needs the room to carry the apostles.......

[BlueEyedSon]

3. If you were a true believer, wouldn't that be sacrilegious?

I mean if the plate is a reference to THE Christ....

[GOPisEvil]

4. Hmph! Jesus would have bought American!

Of course...Camry's are built in the US, but that's beside the point.

[underpants]

8. Plus you don't see a lot of black guys in Camrys

:evilgrin: :bounce: :scared:

[underpants]

5. Is it...*gulp* ..........Is it HIM?!?!??!

If so my plans for the weekend are pretty much shot I guess.

[UrbScotty]

6. As a Christian, I doubt He would prefer the Camry.

Just my opinion.

[blondeatlast]

22. Depends, really. If it were a Benz or Camry decision.... nt

This Christian drives a Camry!

[boobooday]

7. Damnit, you let the kid borrow the car

And the next thing you know they're galavanting all over town.

--- GOD



http://www.wgoeshome.com

[matcom]

10. what's he doing parked outside of a Mortgage Company?

maybe JESUS is buying the 3 dekkah for sale up the road? :bounce:

[blondeatlast]

23. How 'bout that woman He's been spotted with, Mary Something....? nt

[matcom]

12. MISTERY OF JESUS SOLVED RIGHT HERE!! - BOY DID GIBSON GET IT WRONG!

anyone who wants to know....REALLY KNOW....about the Mistery of JESUS, I GOT IT RIGHT HERE!

Mel Gibson is such a FOOL!
Jesus is RIGHT HERE IN SUBURBAN MASSACHUSETTS!
Jesus drives a silver Toyota Camry (looks like a '98 to me)
Jesus is a rather portly Portuguese woman and walks with a cane.
Jesus likes to wear headscarves (well we DO have snow flurries today)
Jesus wears comfortable shoes.

I bet Jesus makes one MEAN Porketta!

thank you and good night

[underpants]

15. A portly Portugese woman huh?

Well someone is going to make a fortune selling all those crucifixion crosses over again....let alone the velvet paintings.

The next "sighting in an office window" thing will go something like this:

"I....I see an image"

"What is it?"

"It is a portly Portugese woman wearing comfortable shoes"

"It must be JESUS!!!!!!!!!"

[matcom]

21. I See Jesus's.....

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

:bounce:

[ret5hd]

13. JESUS1 - SATAN3

maybe he's keeping score...

[SarahB]

14. Repent now ye sinner!

:evilgrin:

Jesus rides a bike! :)

[Mrs. Venation]

16. Quickly!

Go put a rainbow flag decal on the rear window!

[BlueEyedSon]

17. Amazingly, I happen to have a picture of it!

[matcom]

19. THAT'S IT!!!

LOL

[Qutzupalotl]

18. If Jesus won, I'd hate to see who came in second.

:shrug:

[bhunt70]

20. Nader?