Peanut butter is bad for your health.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

Especially if it lacks vowels.

Thankfully, the poisonous lots have been recalled.

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Poison would not deter me from eating peanut butter.

Long live peanut butter, and all peanut butter-derived tasty treats.

[peekaloo]

2. tee hee

;-)

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. "It's just like 'Peanuts', but without the 'T'."

[Blue-Jay]

4. wht a ttl cnt.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. Ironically, the one vowel you had to keep to maintain the exact pattern is the one you can't. -nt

[Blue-Jay]

6. fck y....

YOU!

[Javaman]

7. First they came for my peanuts and I did nothing...nt

[Dogtown]

8. I hope I didn't misread you

is it possible there's a peanut butter pizza in the oven?

[Blue-Jay]

9. No, but there might be a Nutter Butter up his ass.

They do things differently in the Southern Hemisphere.

[Dogtown]

12. Graphic!

I always pictured him as an ass-load, though.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

10. Yes. It has an exquisite taste. Must be the slow cooking.

The only better one I can recall is that one from New Guinea. Or am I thinking of the other part of that island?

Next up: South African race driver pizza.

[Dogtown]

11. I've been waiting for that legume topping

sorry I missed it.
:applaud:

The other 2 are too obscure for me. Another hint?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

13. First one: long gone. Second one: was F1 champion in 1979.

[ronnykmarshall]

14. I hated it from the start!