HELP!!! I'm not feeling happy anymore

[LynneSin]

:cry:

I'm feeling sad, typical woman with her damn mood swings. Anyone have anything to help cheer me up???

[Sequoia]

1. Charlie Chaplin movie

to make you laugh.

[LynneSin]

14. I've got a bunch of them on DVD

But I'm at work. I'm the biggest Chaplin fan!!!

[Dookus]

2. catsnuggles!

lots and lots of catsnuggles!

[Reverend_Smitty]

3. Bush's approval rating

is only about 50%...

on edit,
S'mores always make me smile too

[Robb]

4. Repeat aloud after me.

Poop.

Shoot.

Poop.

Shoot.

Poop.

Shoot.






...If you're not at least gigglin', I got nuthin. :)

[AngryYoungMan]

5. Go look at the lounge thread with the pictures of Kerry's life.

Cheered me up.

Or, have a milkshake.

[mdmc]

12. yeah, have a shake. Recently I saw a NewYorker cartoon

Two pigs. One says, "You know, I wouldn't mind living in a fundamentalist Islamic state."..

get it? lol

[mmm]

6. Don't be sad!

When you are sad and cry you make us sad as well.
Coffee might help. You could throw a good pettin' on your cats.
Happy Hour starts in about two hours!
AND, it's Saint Patrick's Day next week.

[historian]

7. here you go

Farmer had 50 pigs - none were having piglets. Farmer went to vet who said "you have to give them artificial insemination and when their behavior changes, youll know they are pregnant" Being a hick from Texas, he didnt have a clue what artificial meant, and thought he had to do it personally. So he got home, put the pigs in truck, went to forest, did what he had to do and returned home exhausted. Next morning looked out of window - nothing had changes in pigs behavior. Off they went again to woods for another session.
Next day farmer was so tired he couldnt get up. Called his wife and said "Can you look out the window and tell me what the pigs are doing?"
Wife replied "they are all in the truck and one is honking the horn"

Thats my best one so i expect loud guffaws of appreciation.
Hope this cheers you up

[afraid_of_the_dark]

Kittens....

Lots of furry, fluffy little kittens, snuggling up to you.

Sorry to hear that you're sad. :hug:

[LastKnight]

8. try this.

http://www.pixelred.com/wmd/

gives me a smirk, so to say

-LK

[sidwill]

9. I have a solution

Maybe a little cooking or cleaning may take your mind off of your sorrows. Ironing helps as well.

[ArkDem]

10. I've got a 2 month supply of lexapro!

.

[arwalden]

11. Watch Some Partridge Family Episodes... They'll Make You Happy-y-y-y

Come on get happy-y-y-y!



-- Allen

[bif]

13. Did you check out the funny state of the union video?

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/presaddress2.shtml

It's prett darn funny.

[LastKnight]

15. thats the closest thing to truth we will ever hear boosh say nt

[Rainbowreflect]

16. I know how you feel.

I woke up in a great mood for the first time in weeks.
Now work is slowly sucking the joy out of me.
Only 2 hours and 45 minutes until the weekend for me.

[LynneSin]

17. You and me both

!

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

18. Smoove B Can Make Things Right

http://www.theonion.com/opinion/

[ChickMagic]

19. Think of these two things at the same time

John Kerry's windsurfing picture and the phrase, "I refuse to apologize". I swear, it's like porn. ;)

[proud patriot]

20. You have to check this out Lynne

my dad just sent this to me
http://www.monorails.org/tMspages/NMT01.html

[GregW]

21. Sure, read some of these!

http://www.patheticgeekstories.com/archives/archives.html

and when you're done there, go to this page (for the potty humor inclined): http://www.patheticgeekstories.com/functions.html

[LynneSin]

24. You going to make it to DC for the April 25th march?

the gang would all love to see you there!!

[Butterflies]

22. look

I think guinea pigs are about the cutest animals! They make ME smile. :)

[mvd]

23. The Eagles got a couple good players..

and Terrell Owens may yet be an Eagle. I know you're an Eagles fan, so maybe this will help. :-)

[SarahB]

25. Awwww!

There's two things that work for me for quick pick me ups- orgasms or chocolate! Hope you feel better soon. :hug:

[CO Liberal]

26. Would a Funny Picture Help?

[TXlib]

27. This always makes me smile:

If that doesn't work:

:hug:

Cheer up! It's Friday!

[TXlib]

28. If those didn't work:

http://www.killfrog.com/01/dancingjonny.html

[NightNurse]

29. CALL PITT on HIS CELL!

That ALWAYS works for You:bounce: :bounce: :party: :toast:

[Maestro]

30. I medicate

I personally take 20mg of Lexapro a day. It helps me keep a even keel since I have to deal with idiotic ultra-conservatives too much anyway.