The leprechauns on my shoulders are getting out of hand. Any tips for controlling them?

[arbusto_baboso]

The corn dogs and cabbage isn't working anymore. Wait. Should that be corn dogs?

[MrScorpio]

1. Eat a candy bar

[arbusto_baboso]

2. They like candy?

Who knew? :shrug:

[HopeHoops]

3. Some good weed should keep them under control.

No, I'm not talking about shamrocks!

[arbusto_baboso]

4. Not sure, but that could be what brought them here to begin with.

That or the beer.

[HopeHoops]

5. DO NOT give them the beer!

They'll end up peeing off your shoulder and all down your back. On the plus side, you can't blame that on yourself in the morning!

[arbusto_baboso]

6. I don't have that problem.

When I wet the bed, I usualy do it from the dresser.

[HopeHoops]

7. Yeah, me too.

Makes it more of a challenge anyway.

[arbusto_baboso]

13. Do you try to go for distance?

[baldguy]

8. .

[arbusto_baboso]

9. Any tips for controlling them where I can stay conscious?

[baldguy]

10. Wattaya mean you? That's for THEM!

[arbusto_baboso]

11. Oh, no, no, no. JAmeson's doesn't pass my way...

without at least SOME of it being for me.

[old mark]

12. Either large amounts of alcohol, taken internally, or

none at all.

I chose the latter...They leave me alone now.


mark

[underpants]

14. Tell them someone in their family died

they will immediately stark drinking and arguing about who gets what furniture

[arbusto_baboso]

15. Damn. Sounds like my family. Am I the only one with a family that starts punch-ups at funerals?

[underpants]

16. Scotch-Irish here

if someone dies I have to hit the gym to get ready for the wake

[arbusto_baboso]

17. Ah, one of my peeps.

Yes, one family funeral frquently leads to another soon after. For one reason or another...

[Ikonoklast]

18. They're excellent grilled.

Sauteed with a nice white wine is also acceptable.