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[MrScorpio]

This thread is a testament to my unshakable faith, in that at least one of you motherfuckers will do SOMETHING to get it locked.

Can you feel me?

[TZ]

1. Nice post...

Mr. Person....:rofl:

[MrScorpio]

2. I love the Lounge

A great place (for the most part) for folks that don't get their Underroos in a twist

[arbusto_baboso]

3. This one time, at band camp...

I guess I really have to follow thru on that in order to get the thread locked, don't I?

[MrScorpio]

4. You're one of the good guys, so I wouldn't expect it from you

Too nice to be naughty

[arbusto_baboso]

5. Heh, you don't know me very well, do you?

I could post sex threads drawn from my life experiences that would probably get me tombstoned. I was kicked off an agnostic BB for being "too raunchy". And one assumes they don't have any religiously-based obejctions to anything I posted, either...

[Renew Deal]

6. Quick, someone call Obama "the anointed one."

That'll work. :nuke:

[Dr. Strange]

7. Okay.

There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldn't afford it and neither could there parents. So the parents said "We will give you all a joint wedding and then you will all be able to get married".

So they got married and all three daughters then said "I want a honeymoon but we cant afford it". The parents couldn't afford it either so they deiced they would have the honeymoon at their parents house.

So on there honeymoon night their mother woke up and deiced to go downstairs and get a drink. On the way down she heard the first daughter screaming but she juts ignored it. When she reached the second daughters bedroom she could hear laughing and just ignored it. When she reached the third daughters room she could hear nothing and deiced to ignore it.

The next morning at the breakfast table she said to the first daughter "Why were you screaming?". And the daughter replied, "Well mother you told me to scream when something hurt."

Then the mother said to the second daughter "Why were you laughing last night?" and the daughter replied, "Mother you told me to laugh when something tickled".

Then the mother said to the last daughter "Why didn't I hear anything coming from your room last night?" and the daughter replied, "Well mother you told me never to talk with my mouth full".

[TZ]

8. ?

Aren't you missing something? I was sure you would be the ONE.

[Dr. Strange]

9. Check thine PM.

[TZ]

11. .

:rofl: :thumbsup:

[MrScorpio]

10. Funny

But not quite lockable material

I love the effort

[Dr. Strange]

12. Aw shucks.

Sex Pick Up Lines

Man: we better get you out of those wet clothes
Women: what?
Man: (licks his finger an wipes it on her dress) Those wet clothes

Is your dad a police officer, if so I'll be visiting you a lot.

Hey babe lets make a bunk bed you be on bottom I'll be on top.

I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight!

The only time I'd kick you outta bed would be to do you on the floor!

Hi, my name's ______. You better remember it cause you'll be screaming it later!!

I just shit my pants. Can I get into yours?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket, cuz I can see myself in your pants.

Wanna ride? I got a truck full of condoms.

[MrScorpio]

13. I wonder is any of those pick up lines ever worked on a sober woman

Any idea

[Dr. Strange]

15. No comment.

Grandpa watched Tommy pull a worm out of the ground and told him that he would give him 10 bucks if he could put it back in.

Tommy left for a bit and said "Ok Grandpa, watch this". Tommy then pushed the worm right back down in the hole.

The Grandpa got out the 10 dollars and gave it to Tommy.

Tommy said "Grandpa I can't keep this because I cheated. I sprayed the worm with hair spray. That's why I was able to do that."

Grandpa said "No, you keep it."

The next morning at breakfast Grandpa walked up to Tommy and gave him another 10 bucks.

Tommy said "No Grandpa. You already paid me."

Grandpa replied "That money was from Grandma."

[TZ]

14. ....

Funny but I'm not about to get any batteries...:rofl:

[Optical.Catalyst]

16. Benson & Hedges in the box

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Some people think Benson & Hedges is a cigarette, but is really a code

[MissHoneychurch]

17. I can try

[Tuesday Afternoon]

18. Monkey Loving

:D