So Vladamir Putin is getting his own magazine column. Which begs the question...

[Tommy_Carcetti]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090528/en_afp/russiaputinmediapeoplepolitics

....which one of you weisenheimers has enough creativity to put together an "Ask Vladimir" advice column?

[HopeHoops]

1. What are they calling it, "The Floating Head"?

It should be a hit in Alaska!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. "Dear Vlad: So I'm just your average hockey mom, you know..."

"....and well gosh darn it I can see you over there from my house and also you keep rearing your head over my airspace so you see I have a lot of Joe Sixpacks living next to me but none of those fancypants community organizers who just want to raise your taxes and also they are friends with terrorists like Bill Ayers so you know I was just wonderin' how you do it and in what respect do you do it and if you read the papers because gosh darn it I read all of the papers and there are different Supreme Court decisions which some of them I like but also some of them I don't so whatdoya think about that gosh darn it?

Sincerely,

Pitbull in Wasilla"

[HopeHoops]

4. Dear Pitbull in Wasilla,

Vie ochen gloopaya Zhenshcheena. Shto zhe yob, preyom?

Your friend,
Putin the Floating Head

[mitchum]

2. I imagine that Vlad the Spook would respond to all queries from "Anonymous"...

with the writer's real name, address, and other personal data