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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 07:42 PM
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The easiest way to put the Snuffleupagus behind bars? Three little words: "random drug testing"
I mean, come on, who the hell are we kidding here? Is the government going after some kind of Al Capone tax evasion angle or what? Just have the furry bastard take a few unannounced whizzes in the cup and he'll be on a one-way road to Cell Block Four. I'd toss his flea-bitten ass in there and throw away the key.



You think I'm KIDDING?

:evilgrin:
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 07:47 PM
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1. Today I found out CVS sells home drug piss tests. There's a picture of a teen boy on the box.
Kinda creepy.
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 07:55 PM
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2. I found this on on their Web Site...


I guess the guy on the right has his arm around the guy on the left because he's proud of him for being drug-free. Either that or he's happy because they just scored. It's always so hard to tell what's going on when drugs are involved.

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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-28-09 09:32 AM
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3. I was thinking more "Ringling Brothers"
And shouldn't Big Bird be the one to get the drug test? I mean, he was the only one who could even SEE or HEAR Snuffy for a long time!

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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-28-09 10:33 AM
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4. His killing of Mr Hooper in that robbery gone wrong should have been enough to put him away...
I still can't believe the jury let him walk...well...amble...on that one
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