How dumb is dubya?

[Fight_n_back]

Dumber than a box of rocks?

A couple jokers short of a deck?

Too stupid to pour piss out of a boot?

Couldn't spell cat if you spotted him the C and the T?

Dumber than a turkey in a rainstorm?

Somewhere between Gerald Ford and Dan Quayle?

Other?

[4morewars]

1. "more and more of our imports come from overseas"

he actually said this !!!!!

[punpirate]

4. It sounds quite stupid, yes...

... but, Mark Crispin Miller has looked into this carefully, and finds that when Bush has no moral investment in an issue, he's bored by it and there's a disconnect between his brain and his mouth--prompting lines such as "I know how hard it is to put food on your family." It's at those times one knows that a) he really doesn't have a clue about such a difficulty, and b) he doesn't really care how hard it is for others.

When he's talking off the cuff about things that interest him (perhaps the more destructive of his decisions), he's quite lucid and clear and plain-spoken.

Interestingly, Kevin Phillips has an anecdote in his latest book which suggests that both Bush and his father have congenitally short attention spans. Both of them have a limit of about an hour. Beyond that, they lose interest. Might be the reason why they like to play golf as quickly as they do.

Mendacious, venal, creepy, corrupt? Yes.

Moronic? No.

Cheers.

[Fight_n_back]

7. Stupid is as stupid does

squandering an 80% approval rating is rather dim...

[izzie]

10. One thing the family has stuck to

Making money off the work of others

[Buns_of_Fire]

2. How deep is the ocean?

How high is the sky?

How purdy is his mouf?

(Sorry for that last one. I was having a "Deliverance" moment... :shrug: )

[Sugarbleus]

5. LOL------> "Deliverance"

He may not be a complete imbecile but he's FOR SURE an emotional(shallow) cripple.............look who and what he aligned himself with to get his "job" (and I'm not referring to God) I am pointing to the cult of fundie/Dominionism and it's adherents (Rove,Delay,etc).

You know, a person can achieve high marks in an education facility but it doesn't mean that person is bright or balanced or even ethical.

Bush is dumber than a sock puppet.

[punpirate]

3. Probably other....

His SAT scores are on his Yale record, a copy of which is available on the net. They're not blistering, but they aren't moron level, either.

He was probably intensively coached in taking the SAT at Andover, and the scores could be a bit higher than he would have done otherwise.

Bush's greatest intellectual failing is not his raw intelligence, but rather is his indifference to all knowledge which is of no political value to him. He sets the tone for his administration, and his is probably the least interested in policy in this century. All that counts to him is the political reception of his proposed legislation, and that will probably be his undoing.

But, he's not exceptionally bright. The proof of that is that he lies badly. You have to be quick-smart to keep track of all the lies with as many as he's uttered, and he isn't quick-smart.

Cheers.

[murielm99]

8. He sounds like a classic slacker to me.

He is not stupid, not bright. He does no more than he has to. He does not care, because he does not have to care. If he screws up, he can always go home to mommy and daddy, and live off them.

[izzie]

11. Hard to lie if you are not bright as you do not recall what you had said.

It is a lesson seen over a life time as I learned early I was the world worst at telling them. Ha Ha but then most of the people I know do it badly also. Does that mean I just know people with IQ's as low as Bush? I do not think he is stupid, he is just so closed mind. He knows what is 'right' and that is it. Odd with all that education but I have met others in college like him.

[displacedtexan]

20. When Bush* took the SAT...

No one asked for an ID; you just gave your name, and they put a check by your name on their list.
Many of my friends worked their way through school taking tests for dipshits like Bush*.

[BruinAlum]

6. Doesn't matter. He is not in charge.

[Archae]

9. How dumb?

Like they say back in Texas.

"Dumb as a mud fence."

[gator_in_Ontario]

12. Box-o-rox!

[bushisanidiot]

13. Dumb Enough To Drop Barney On His Head

oh,that wasn't one of the choices. sorry.

[no_hypocrisy]

14. "Brains'll only take you so far and luck always runs out." Harvey Keitel

in Thelma and Louise.

[MarianJack]

15. He's as Sharp as...

...a bag of hammers.

He has to unzip his pants to count to 1 and STILL loses count.

Q Why does laura always get on top?
A Because george only knows how to f*** UP!

[kitkatrose]

17. I like

"He's dumber'n a sack a' hammers" Can't remember where I heard that one from though.

[Florida_Geek]

16. Hey I was a Republican and LOVED Gerald "Golf Ball" Ford

:evilgrin:

[av8rdave]

18. Dumber than a month old oyster fart

can't remember where I heard that one.

av8rdave

[grannylib]

19. I always liked 'sharp as a spoon' and the old grade-school classic:

'If his brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose.'

[President_G_W_Bush]

21. If you could harness the power of my intellect

You could almost toast some bread.

But, hey, that's what networking and hundreds of millions of dollars of Daddy's money is good for.

[Insider]

22. dumber than the afterbirth

i don't where THAT came from. shame on me.

[bif]

23. Dumb as a bag of hammers

Is my favorite.

[Fight_n_back]

24. Its official

George W Bush is as dumb as a bag of hammers. But without the charisma.

[suegeo]

25. Couldn't find his ass with both hands

The Germans have a saying that goes something like "too dumb to shit"

[allalone]

26. a sack of doorknobs

[mlawson]

27. Dumb as a box of rocks.