Ron "Pocket Fisherman" Popeil and Ronco: Name an item the company neveer sold (but should have)

[Amerigo Vespucci]

:toast:

[EvolveOrConvolve]

1. The dingleberry comb

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Countertop Oil Refinery

[AlCzervik]

3. Multi task tampons.

Checks wind speed, relative humidity, barometric pressure and tends to your monthly visitor all in one compact unit.

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Pocket Auto-Asphyxiator

[AlCzervik]

5. damn you Rabrrrrrr.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[deucemagnet]

6. The Fleshlight.

How they beat Ron to that one, I'll never know.

[Ikonoklast]

7. Crap, in that top picture he looks just like...

Fire Marshall Bill.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. Porch & Patio Particle Accelerator

[rug]

9. Viagra laced condoms.

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

10. ANY Wham-O product

That is all :)

[Optical.Catalyst]

11. The Solar Powered Night Vision Scope

[Orrex]

12. The Personal Orgasmizer

[Z_I_Peevey]

13. Mr. Microfiche

"Hey good looking, we'll be back to look you up later!"

[HopeHoops]

14. The Tomato Twaddler

(Old Bloom County - one of the things Opus orders by the multiple-dozen).