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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-04 10:06 PM
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This is how I imagine it happening, with me driving the truck

Yes, in my dreams, I always mow him down with a Hummer. Oddly enough, this is completely undoctored.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/040309/photos_us_rank_afp/040309213044_k6h49omy_photo0&e=13&ncid=1573
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-04 10:21 PM
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1. Attention Secret Service Agents!
I have never met this man, ever. I have no clue as to who he is. :-)
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-04 11:25 PM
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3. Lyin' bastard, you have too! You were in the car with me!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-04 11:27 PM
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4. Lalalalalalalalalala...I can't hear you....Lalalalalalalalala
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-04 11:28 PM
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6. Hey! This is Ashcroft's America! They don't need proof to detain you!
HE'S A TERRAIST! :D
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-04 11:29 PM
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7. Crap! I look horrible in prison orange...er, I mean...I bet I would...
Uh yeah...that's it.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-04 11:31 PM
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8. Well, you are a government employee. There have been a lot
Of orange jumpsuits occupied by government workers...:D
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-04 10:22 PM
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2. I wonder if that's how the guy looked when Laura Bush ran the stop sign
and hit his car.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-04 11:27 PM
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5. "How many lights do you see?!"
I see two lights and a dim bulb...

(* wants you to see three lights, with * being the third "light", if you get my drift... :puke: )
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-04 11:31 PM
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9. Not in a hummer
Go with the 18 wheeler. That way you don't feel the bump. :)
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